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27 Animals With Their Heads Stuck
Earlier today AP reported on a bear in Tennessee who recently had his head tragically/comically stuck in a jar. It was very important and breaking news. As the bear ended up being alright we can all laugh at how ridiculous the incident was. And we can also laugh at 26 more animals with their heads stuck as well!
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10 Marriage Proposals Caught On Video That Will Make You Cry
You will cry. There will be tears. These are bordering on NSFW because of how embarrassed you'll be when you're crying Justin Timerlake a river next to your co-workers. Well maybe you won't get quite that emotional but I've scoured the web and found a definitive list of the 10 best marriage proposals captured on video. That said if you have any personal favorites that didn't make the list make sure to add them below.
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25 People Posing As The Statue Of Liberty In Front Of The Statue Of Liberty
The only thing more awesome than the Statue of Liberty is people posing as the Statue of Liberty in front of the Statue of Liberty. Is that a confusing overstatement? No, not at all. Also if you have any of your own please add them below.
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New Kanye West & Jay-Z Single - "Otis"
The second single off the upcoming Watch The Throne samples Otis Redding and is much better than H.A.M. Check it out below before they scrub it off of YouTube.
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The New Yorker Celebrates Gay Marriage In NYC
The New Yorker decided to celebrate the fact that gay couples will be allowed to marry in NYC this upcoming Sunday, July 24th, and dedicated this week's cover to the occasion. I understand that the brides-to-be are supposed to have a lengthy walk to represent the long road to equal rights, but won't they get those white dresses covered in the gum and filth that comes along with a stroll around the city? Think of the dresses!
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People Holding Giant Crabs
All of these people look crabsolutely ridiculous.
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TSA Will No Longer See You Naked
The TSA is going to begin using new screening software that will no longer be able to digitally undress airline passengers while they are receiving a body scan. Below is a picture of the new process that features a generic human outline on the security screen rather than your own naked flesh.
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Celerywave Is The Next Great Music Genre
Are you tired of ridiculous music genres? Yes? Well here's one more! You may think that this new genre based off of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! isn't real but let me assure you this is very serious. Celerywave is the next big thing (it's not) and is blowing up very quickly (I just made it up) so you should probably jump on the bandwagon (there is no bandwagon) before it launches into space and you can't catch up because NASA can no longer take you there.
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Stephen Colbert Out Of Character For "It Gets Better" Campaign
There may be many comedy snobs out there who are beginning to get sick of Stephen Colbert's shtick but it's times like this when I know I'll always be a fan. Watch for a heartfelt story about Stephen's younger days of getting bullied.
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Community Relationships As A Children's Book
Children's book illustrator Julieta Colás has given the Internet a wonderful gift. Herewith is an illustration of every possible relationship in NBC's "Community." (Except for Pierce because, as Julieta points out, nobody really wants to see that.)
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Sesame Street Raps The Beastie Boys
MCElmo comes and rocks the sure shot.
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Jon Hamm And Bryan Cranston Together In Costume
Forget piegate, this is the most epic thing I've seen all day.
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Joey Lawrence's New Single Is The Song Of The Summer
Somehow this has gone under the internet's radar the last couple weeks as 80s heart-throb Joey Lawrence released a dance single at the end of June. This actually isn't half bad...I think we finally have a real contender for song of the summer!
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Vintage Airline Stewardesses In Color
Although I'm skeptical ABC's upcoming Pan Am could ever live up to all the Mad Men comparisons I won't deny I find the 60s airline aesthetic very cool.
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The New Two And A Half Men Poster Is Begging To Be Altered
Two And A Half Men knows it has an uphill battle this upcoming Fall and how did they start their marketing campaign? With a poster of Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, and 17 year old Angus Jones in the nude holding only an unfunny tagline to protect your eyes from their 2 1/2 signifiers of manhood. I wiped the tagline from the poster below so you guys can add your own.
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The 10 Most American Pies Ever
Some pies are simply more American than others, such as ones that find themselves on the face of certain media moguls.
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Rupert Murdoch Claims "This Is The Most Humble Day Of My Life" During Hacking Hearing
Rupert Murdoch and his son, James, are in front of British Parliament right now trying to defend themselves from the recent wave of hacking allegations. The quote that is making the rounds right now comes from the opening statements when Rupert interrupted his son and said, "I would just like to say one sentence...this is the most humble day of my life."
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Tree-Slice Turntable
Audiowood has created one of the more unique turntables I've ever seen that takes a slice from an ash tree to create a vinyl player that all your music snob friends are sure to envy. For only $850 you can become king of the music snobs!
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Trader Joe's Ron Swanson Special
I may be a vegetarian but I'm pretty sure I can get behind this. Just give me all the Ron and Swanson you have forever.
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Beastie Boys Are Nazi Zombie Fighting G.I. Joes In New Music Video
Spike Jonze has directed the best Beastie music video in years that features G.I. Joe versions of the Beasties escaping execution and fighting Nazi Zombies. Also lookout for Santigold as a Barbie doll.
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