Redneck Roller Coaster
The American redneck has nothing on the Canadian redneck.
Your Local Catnip Dealer
Meet your local catnip dealer. This guy produces some high quality bud.
Skippy in Central Park
Skippy makes another attempt at getting a date.
Dog Chews Off Drunk Man's Toe
Dog chews off infected toe while owner passed out.
JESSI SLAUGHTER IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!! (The Poem)
TheMuffinShow translates the latest JESSI SLAUGHTER rant into fine poetry
The Inappropriate Grammar Nazi Strikes Again
Sad
Pizza Hut Dance Korea
Comes with dance lesson at the end of commercial.
Spinning Cat Optical Illusion
All you have to do is see the cat rotate in both directions.
Goatse Gymnastics [NSFW]
This should score all 10's [via bordom, reddit]
Crack Water Bottle
Crack is now included with every Aquafina purchase.
One Person We Hope Gets Cancer
Girl faked cancer to get trips and money.
Man Jumps in Front of a Moving Train
He thought he would capture the train from a different view to generate lots of clicks and make the internet more exciting.
Wonder Woman Hot Wheels Invisible Jet
Exclusive Toy Review
The War On Raw Food in America Has Begun
Police raid a raw food store in L.A.
Strange Car From Craigslist
Someone bought this car off Craigslist sight unseen.
Are Upskirt Shots Still in Demand?
Police have charged a 22-year-old man with shooting lewd photos of a woman while she shopped at a department store. [via reddit]
Pedophiles Harassed by Pedophilophiles
According to a recent study by the University of Leiden, an increasing number of pedophiles are being sexually harassed by men who are attracted to them.
New School Gangsta Decor
The modern day gangsta is really trying to embrace what the man is selling.
The Bar is Now Open!
200 Beers opened in 1 minute 20 seconds, CHEERS!
Shoot Darts at Obama
A Carnival Game where you Shoot Darts at Obama likeness has been closed down. I don't see the resemblance.