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J.U.D. - Mind Yo Biz
Funny and perverted, is there anything else you could ask for from a random song on Youtube? Nope, I didn't think so.
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MC Hammer Drops Jay-Z Diss Track
Hammer released his much anticipated retaliation track against Jay-Z. The whole thing seems a bit fabricated to me.
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Steven Colbert - The Greatest Poem Ever Written
Sam Waterston delivers a stirring rendition of the poem "Are You Sure?" by Reverend Sir Doctor Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
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9 Most Inappropriate Sexy Costumes
This isn't the first such list, but it is the most accurate. Other lists have too narrow a view of what should be sexy, but I stick just to the costumes that are truly inappropriate. While my imagination is quite expansive on what can be sexy, the ladies still don't have free reign. I give you the top 9 most inappropriate sexy costumes:
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You Are Loved Vigil for LGBT Suicides
Andrew Keenan-Bolger made a video of the recent vigil in Washington Square Park remembering the 6 teens who took their lives. It was a beautiful service and here it is to be shared with all the people who couldn't make it.
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Dexter's Sister Loves Anal
This line in particular really grabbed my attention. Shows are very willing to go the extra mile now, and so is Dexter's sister, Debra Morgan.
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Top 10: Things Women Want Men to Notice
With the exception of stupid cat pictures, nothing dominates the internet more than Top 10 lists. I don't know what it is, but people love them. Someday when I learn to count to 10, I will make a few of my own, but my Basic Numerology for Dummies book hasn't come in from Amazon.com yet. For now, I am content just critiquing other people's work. Whether it's flat out wrong, stupid to include, or a damn good point, we'll see how things stack up in my world.
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Mel Gibson's Love Song - By Jon Lajoie
Melly Mel hit the news again recently for another awesomely racist and ignorant rant, but did you know that he was also a musician? Well luckily for your eardrums, I did. He wrote this wonderful love song last year for his now ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.
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Baby Gaga - Telephone
There have been many versions of Telephone, but none as cute as this.
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Rules For Women During The World Cup
This is a great letter to all wives, girlfriends, and pretty much all women, from those of us who will be watching the World Cup. Please study it, and act accordingly. Any violations will be met with swift and violent reaction.
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Video of Jack Bauer Going Iron Man On 24
If you are one of the people that still watches 24 regularly, you know that Jack Bauer has gotten more ridiculous as the seasons have passed. At this point, he's declared the President of the United States an enemy of the state. He's gone rogue yet again and is out there doing whatever the hell he thinks is right. At least now he realized that people with guns only miss for so long and decided to put on some body armor. Being Jack Bauer, a simple bullet proof vest isn't good enough for him.
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Sex Standing Up (Is Consequence Free)
This is one of those times that, if I was actually a respected blogger, I would have to put in all sorts of warnings about how this isn't true, and it's very irresponsible. Thankfully, I'm just a random dude with a blog that no one reads. Which means, instead of warning kids not to try this at home, I can say "Go for it!" Oh, and I'll be expecting a thank you note anytime now from you Planned Parenthood investors out there for the huge jump in stock with which I just provided you.
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Pi Phi Spring Formal Disaster at Lyndsay Lake
Pi Phi sorority got a little out of control at their Spring Formal this year. It started out bad, got worse, and turned out awesome(in my opinion). Good for them. Long live college!
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The Most Complex Beer Pong Tourney Rules Ever
Beer Pong used to be so simple. Beer, cups, balls, and a damn good time. Now there are 11 rules and sub-clauses with which to deal. Thankfully I'm no longer in college and don't have to worry about stuff like this. I play by nobody's rules but my own, and sometimes I don't play by those either.
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Brilliant Nikon Camera Ad
They say that sex sells...well, looks like I need a new camera.
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Old School Walkman Spotted In The Wild
I am pretty confident that this is the first time in this millennium that a Walkman has been spotted out in the wild. It was such a rare find that I had to document it. CTA trains in Chicago are a never-ending safari.
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Slutty Women Cause Earthquakes
Scantily clad temptresses lead to adultery, and that leads to seismic trouble.
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Your Sex Life Vs. My Sex Life
Talk about a double standard. I wish I was pope.
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If Lady Gaga Weren't Famous
Lady Gaga is obviously the cat's ass so she will never have to worry about not being famous, but what if she wasn't? Here she is in the real world. She seems like an incredibly efficient employee.
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Every Kind of Wall Flip
If you can watch this and not want to go out and try to do some flips, I'm impressed.
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