Jesus, the Antelope
Galloping on water, like a pro!
Pokemon > Sex
Yeah, it's definitely you Eloise...
Best Picture Nominees Illustrated
These retro posters were done by Travis Coburn for the BAFTA Best Picture nominees, all of which are also nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars.
"This is Us" Stop-Motion Video
Adorbs.
An Early Draft of James Cameron's Oscar Speech
I kind of like the idea of Michelle Rodriguez hosting the Oscars for eternity...
The Academy Awards in Numbers
Unfortunately this does not include the average amount of time spent on awkwardly scripted banter...
Counter-Protest of the Day: Sister Cindy Gets the Smack-Down
... courtesy of the very book she supposedly reads. Ouch.
"Clue" Family Photo
I hope this becomes a thing, so we get "Candyland" and "Monopoly" family photos next.
I Think This Is A Nokia Commercial...
Moral of the story: don't mess with drunk Chinese women.
Olympics-induced Depression
From one of my Facebook statuses.
Mate a Movie Contest
Incontinent Basterds for the win! View the rest here.
Teenager Becomes Youngest To Be Charged With "Inciting Racial Hate"
The 15-year-old posted a disturbing video of the KKK hanging a black man.
McDonald's Sponsors Olympic Team
Big Mac = Lunch of Champions
Esquire Interviews Tracy Morgan
Sample quote: "I think he was lacking — he got a billion dollars and only 14 women came forth? He should've had 114. Motherfucker got a billion dollars. I'm ready to give him some. I'd let him suck on one of these titties."
Mario Bros. Tee Shirt
It's the cool new thing.
Inglourious Basterds Posters, Recreated
Proceeds go towards helping Haiti. View the rest here. [Ed Note: That's a bingo!]
Paris Hilton On ChatRoulette
Thats hot. I guess. Maybe?
Vatican Publishes Their Top 10 Albums of All-Time
I'm a bit surprised by the lack of Gregorians in all honesty...
Ronald McDonald Arrested for Pot
So that's why my Big Macs have been making me so mellow lately...
Happy Valentines Day from Dunder Mifflin!
Pam: I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day. Roy: Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life.