"It’s the circus. They’re asking for you. Apparently they have a vacancy in clownery they think you’d be suited for."
"Y’all was wearing emoji outfits in public, I ain’t forget."
If you can't rely on your nerd knowledge, your meme knowledge might help.
Hope you like fractions.
Are you smarter than first- through eighth-graders?
Sometimes kids shows are better than adult shows.
I hope you've done the required reading.
"You're in her DMs, I'm in her Animal Crossing town. We are not the same."
"I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such."
Let's clear one thing up: The Dakotas are in the Midwest, but Kentucky is not.
I understand if you scrubbed pre-algebra from your mind.
Men get really honest on surveys, I guess.
Animal sidekicks are way better than people sidekicks.
"Being an adult is just you wake up and tell other people your back hurts."
Baby Yoda has problems just like you, only cuter.
Here we go again.
It only works if you're completely honest with yourself. And you know how graphs work.
We can't all be Rick O'Connell.
Or, as it's often called now, "family and consumer science."
Just imagine you're a straight woman filling out a survey.