Single-needle, under-boob, and feathers, OH MY!
WE 👏 WANNA 👏 HEAR 👏 EVERYTHING 👏
Why did you want a tattoo do-over?
"Happy ball want outside." —Ancient doggo proverb
What is something you know about your S.O. that they don't know you know?
Are your IG stories more "———" or "----------------"?
*clicks for a boost of serotonin*
Having to wear gym pinnies that were LITERALLY 👏 NEVER 👏 WASHED 👏
Address him as "Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West," you POORS!
I'm Crusty Girlfriend™ adjacent.
You still need to act surprised when they pop the question though.
A Black Cat Ran Across The Field At A Giants Game And I Can't Tell If It's Bad Luck Or Absolutely Adorable
PEAK 👏 SCORPIO 👏 SZN 👏
"If you have not built a home, if you do not have a husband, if you do not have a baby, and you are turning 30, [...] There’s just this incredible amount of anxiety.”
Can I get a Vibe Check™?
*dabs eyes* They're just so...so...GOOB!!!
Where were you when you first watched Susan Boyle's Britain's Got Talent audition?
We've got the Good Stuff™.
"An 8 a.m. class in high school is completely different from an 8 a.m. in college."
HALLOWEEN 👏 2K19 👏 DELIVERED 👏
"Guys are all talk and no Venmo and I'm sick of it."