
I've Been Alcohol-Free For Almost A Year — Here Are 16 Things I Recommend To Anyone Trying To Quit Or Cut Back
Fun fact: My full set of nails costs the same as FOUR DRINKS(!!!) on a night out.

16 Libraries That Managed To Be Cooler, Smarter, And More Interesting Than Any Library I've Ever Been To
*goes to library to read* *stays for the pet rock*

16 Blood-Boiling Pictures That Made Me Frown So Aggressively, I Now Require Botox
Nobody talk to me for the rest of the day. This has been a warning.

17 Times Restaurants Managed To Be Cooler, Smarter, And More Interesting Than Anywhere I've Ever Eaten
No one-star Yelp reviews coming from me, I reckon!

17 Celeb Couples Who Met On Dating Apps
Celebs — they're just like us!

16 Mildly Horrifying Pics I Stumbled Upon And, For Some Reason, Feel The Need To Share
Chills I tell you...CHILLS!!!

People Are Revealing The Wildest Ways Their Classmates Got Rich, And I'm FLOORED
"She started working for a little company called Microsoft in the mid-1980s. She retired at 40."

16 People Who Were UNTHINKABLY Entitled, Inconsiderate, Or Just Plain Heartless With Money
*overdraws bank account by $99 billion*

People Who Had Low-Cost Weddings Are Sharing Their Tips, Tricks, And Secrets, And I'm Laughing All The Way Down The Discount Aisle (Pun Intended)
"My best friend ordered supermarket cupcakes for her wedding guests to enjoy. If you put them on a pretty platter, no one will ever know."

People Whose NDAs Have Expired Are Exposing The Secrets They Were Forced To Keep, And They Range From Kinda Funny To Utterly Terrifying
“I worked at a place that made feminine hygiene products. The pads came out of one machine and went into several different branded boxes — both the one-cent gas station pads and the $10-a-box pads.”

Former Rich Kids Are Revealing Their "Rude Awakenings," And Wowwy Wow Wow
"When I attended college, I was unaware of how to cleanse myself properly after using the toilet. There was no bidet, and I had never used toilet paper by myself."

People Who've Had Weddings, Tell Us What Money-Saving Hacks You Used While Planning Your Nuptials
We wanna know how you said "I do" on a dollar.

19 Horrifying DIY Projects The Internet Showed Me Against My Will
*Pinterest Police sirens in the distance*

People Who Grew Up Rich, What Was Your Rudest Awakening?
Tell us the exact moment.

Women Are Exposing Their Exes' Most Embarrassing Secrets, And I'm CRYING LMAOOO
"The only reason he got his college degree was because I wrote his last paper for him."

Couples Therapists Are Sharing Their Secrets, Stories, And Advice, And They're Actually So Fascinating
"Usually, what I have in my office is two people wanting to be heard."

19 Ominously Terrifying Photos That The Internet Unfortunately Exposed Me To Recently
*shivers*

16 Shocking Wedding Caterer Secrets And Stories That'll Make Any Bride Drop Her Bouquet
"During a bride's toast, she said she actually thought she was asking out the groom's twin brother on their first date, and that she thought they were more compatible."

Couples Therapists, Tell Us Your Secrets And Stories From The Job
We wanna know what you're ACTUALLY writing on the clipboard.

"He Shut His Own Oxygen Off And They Acted Like I Killed Him," And 15 Other Shocking Patient Stories Straight From Medical Professionals
"If I had a nickel for every time someone said they use urine for eyedrops, I'd have $0.10."