
Opinion: Vegans Couldn't Convince People To Give Up On Meat, But Maybe Capitalism Will
Plant-based burgers are getting lots of love from Wall Street. It puts old-school vegans like me in a tough spot.

PETA Is Right And All Of You Need To Stop Revving A Dead Porsche
Deep down, most people know the way animals are treated by factory farms is morally indefensible. But it’s easier to look the other way and mock the kooky vegans.

Maybe You Need A Video Of Beto O'Rourke Petting A Bunny
The bunny is named Rainbow!!!

19 Times Aretha Franklin Proved She Was The Greatest Of All Time
Aretha Franklin died on August 16, 2018 — but she'll be the Queen of Soul forever. Here are 19 legendary songs and performances that prove it.

Definitive Proof That Cheerleaders Aren't Real Athletes
Real athletes lift weights, not people.

Design A House To Find Out Which "Designing Women" Character You Are
Are you more of a Mary Jo or a Julia? And do you know which night the lights went out in Georgia?

Find Out Your TRUE Zodiac Sign Based Solely On Your Taste In Men
Rate how much you "would," and I'll tell you who you really are.

How Many Of These Underrated '90s Movies Have You Seen?
If you've seen more than half of these, you were probably born before 1980 — and you were probably on a first name basis with the the popcorn guy at your local arthouse theater.

9 Cards You'll Actually Want To Send Your Dad For Father's Day
For your dad(dy figure), the generic Father's Day card you can buy at the mall just isn't gonna cut it. We got you.

What Vine Did For Us
Vine may have been the internet's first real native art movement.

All 164 Radiohead Songs, Ranked In Order From Worst To Best
Everything in its right place: All of Radiohead's songs – album tracks, B-sides, that one Bond song – listed in definitive order.

How Sexually Pure Are You?
Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive.

We Made A Ridiculously Big Cat Fort For My Cat
This is a story about a lifetime's supply of cardboard, duct tape, rope, and string, a full day of construction, and one very happy cat named Jenkins.

For Everyone Who's Sexually Attracted To Deacon From Fallout 4
Maximum affinity reached. (Minor spoilers included.)

69 Excellent Indie Records You May Have Missed In 2015
Presented in alphabetical order.

21 Animal Vines That Will Make You Smile Every Time
:) :) :)

12 Charts That Explain What It's Like To Date Every Zodiac Sign
Cancer: laughing at farts, tender makeouts.

62 People Who Dressed As Matt Bellassai For Halloween
Have you seen someone Whine About It in the wild? Leave your sightings in the comments!

22 Reasons Cows Should Be Your Favorite Animal
Cows are really cute and wonderful!!!

16 Reasons Your Best Friend Is Your Best Friend
It's good to be gotten.