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Today's Lesson: Don't Honk at Old People
Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman.
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Gerard Butler Has Threesomes More Than Twosomes
Threesomes? The Butler did it. Things got a little spicy on It’s On with Alexa Chung when Gerard Butler revealed he has threesomes more than twosomes. Spicy!
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Worst Part-Time Campus Job
A job listing from the Georgetown student employment office that prepares one lucky student for working with many future douchebags.
Scott Lamb
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's New Baby's Name, Sparrow James Midnight Madden, Inspired by Captain Jack Sparrow, "A Boy Named Sue"
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who are NOT married, gave Sparrow James Midnight Madden his debut in People magazine this week. They also took the opportunity to explain Sparrow's odd name.
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Lil' Wayne Pleads Guilty to 2007 Gun Possession in New York City, Faces 8 Months in Jail
Lil' Wayne, real name Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., had plead guilty to possessing a gun in 2007, and now faces from 8 months to a year in prison.
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Watch a Seagull Steal the Show from News Anchor Peter Hitchener in Melbourne, Australia
Peter Hitchener, a Melbourne news anchor, was on his game asking for information about a 27-year-old gangland murder when a giant seagull stole his thunder by strutting across the screen like he owned it.
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Brooke Hundley Photos
More details are emerging about ESPN analyst and former general manger of the New York Mets Steve Phillips’ affair with 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley and it’s looking more and more like a real life Fatal Attraction scenario.
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Nene Leakes Yells at Michael Lohan
The Insider has finally found a formula that works: Stick two fame hungry and outspoken reality stars together and have them go at each other. It helps if one or both have engaged in questionable activities, have a disconnect from reality, and overblown egos.
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Slowest News Day Ever
I'm guessing that October 20 was kind of a slow news day for the folks at New York's Register Star.
Jack Shepherd
Jon & Kate + Real Age Adjustment
Wow, so if it'd been like this, I would have watched.
Amanda Dobbins
Russian Man Almost Gets Hit by a Bus and a Car!
Sometimes people are just lucky! Somebody captured on video a busy Russian business man with a briefcase briskly taking a deadly chance to cross the street. No appointment is that important.
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Need Some Lucite Heels? Shauna Sand Selling Her Stuff On Ebay Starting October 23
International celebrity Shauna Sand is taking some time off of fighting Vivid Entertainment to hawk her used pantyhose on ebay. No joke.
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S Kanye Dead? 4chan Prank! "Kanye West Died in a Car Accident" Rumor On Google Trends, "RIP Kanye West" On Twitter
The mischievous site's forums started a quick-spreading rumor that Kanye West died in a car accident! Totally untrue! Kanye is currently alive and busy not preparing for a tour with Lady Gaga .
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Worst Panties Ever?
They look like something a scrap-booking high school girl made for prom night.
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Steve McNair's Other Girlfriend Leah Ignagni Plus Cell Phone Text Messages from Sahel Kazemi
Ignagni claims she was followed home by a black Escalade (the same kind of vehicle owned by Kazemi) after leaving the Lea Avenue condo in which McNair and Kazemi would later be found dead in.
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Top 5 Wii Remote Busts Television Videos
I think everyone knows someone who knows someone this has happened to. My close friend was Wii boxing with his son on Christmas day when his remote went through his brand new widescreen plasma screen TV.
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Kris Carr is a Crazy, Sexy Cancer Survivor
Model-actress-photographer-filmmaker Kris Carr got diagnosed with stage IV cancer in 2003, when she was 31-years-old. Six years later, Kris is still ferociously alive, and still living with cancer.
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Did Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Get Married?
Sources say Joel and Nicole might have made their children legal.
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PHOTOS Gretchen Rossi at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Shopping for Implants
The much-despised blond boozy floozy from The Real Housewives of Orange County hammed it up for the paparazzi at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Friday, pulling out all the punches by posing with a puppy, riding a little red wagon and stuffing her shirt with gourds.
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Courtney Cox's Fine Cougar Body
Reeaawrr! Actress Courteney Cox was on the beach in Pacific Palisades Friday showing off what all the young boys are chasing on her new show "Cougar Town." That booty has been on this planet 45 years y'all!
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Lady Gaga the Center of Art Performance
What is it about Lady Gaga that is inspiring artists? It was announced that the Paparazzi singer will be a part of an art performance piece presented by the prestigious Bolshoi Ballet and artist Francesco Vezzoli. The piece will be a part of the Los Angeles’ Museum of Contemporary Art’s 30th anniversary gala. Artist Vezzoli is convinced the piece it will be a “surreal dream”.
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Beckham and Beard Board Flight
Soccer star/spokesmodel David Beckham was snapped in Heathrow airport today (October 15) preparing to leave the UK. He’s still sporting that scruffy beard, but now it’s paired with plaid. Is he trying to get the lumberjack trend going again?
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Dogs In Newspapers
Before the internet, "newspaper dog photography was for years the resort of the hack and the flack, the assignment no one wanted, the crap job handed out to the guys who could barely be trusted to take off the lens cap." Here's proof.
Crabby Golightly
Michelle Obama Action Figure Dolls
If you have a person on your shopping list that is a little too mature for a Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster or a $95 Homeless Gwen American Girls doll, then you might want to look at getting him or her the third hottest gift of the 2009 Christmas season, a Michelle Obama action figure!
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George Clooney's Lady Flashes On The Red Carpet
Silver fox, George Clooney, walked The Times BFI London Film Festival red carpet for The Fantastic Mr. Fox with his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis on his arm. And we can see why Clooney has that goofy grin on his face. Elisabetta’s dress is a bit see through, and George doesn’t mind a bit ;-) But a bit much for a kids movie, maybe?
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John Mayer Will Sodomize Your Editor
New York Magazine attempted to interview John Mayer about Obama's big win and also the public option. In the end, everyone looked good.
Scott Lamb
Tips On The Fine Art Of Talking 'Dirty'
Dirty talk is a touchy topic. It took me a long time to be able to do it confidently, and I had to be very comfortable with the person who was getting the talking-to. It certainly takes some mastering, though once you perfect your art, it's a goldmine, girlfriend. I have a few pointers.
Crabby Golightly
