Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack
For your daily moment of want: If you can't have your own portable nuclear accelerator with neutrona wand, the next best thing is a backpack that looks like it. Plus, more storage place, and a significantly reduced risk of total protonic reversal. Disclaimer: Does not actually fight ghosts. (Via)
Ron Swanson Wants You to Grow a Beard to Save the World
Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec, has teamed up with Budweiser in order to promote water conservation through responsible facial hair management. Fun fact: Before he was in charge of a fictional Parks Department, Offerman was a professional boat builder. True story.
Excuse to Party #497: Glenn Beck's Last Show
Glenn Beck's last day on Fox News will be June 30th. Seeing as the rapture has been temporarily postponed on account of God doesn't exist, I think this is the next best reason to have one helluva party that Thursday.
Meet The Obama Campaign's New Chief Technology Officer
His name is Harper Reed and he's the former CTO of online T-shirt store Threadless. Congratulations, hipsters. You're finally going to rule the world. (Via the Chicago Tribune)
Now That's A Cheeky Chipmunk
As soon as Barbara Lynne of Ontario, Canada finished hanging up corn-on-the-cob for the birds, this cheeky fella showed up and gorged as many kernels as possible. In less than a half hour (after a few trips back to the den) the corn cob was stripped bare. (Via)
General Patton Chihuahua
General Patton Chihuahua wants to remind you this Memorial Day that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. This little dude's name by the way is Isaiah and he's a 10-year-old Chihuahua. He's owned by Buddy Sours of Browntown, Virginia and this picture was taken in the Pentagon parking lot just prior to the start of the 'Rolling Thunder' rally in Washington D.C. Sarah Palin was there, too, but this little dude is WAY cooler.
The Geekalicious Collages Of Botjira
Botjira takes his sketches of characters and scenes from anime, video games, comics and sci-fi then covers them in clippings from colored paper and magazines to make these gorgeous collages. Here's just a sampling of his extensive collection. (Via)
Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir
From French company Atomic Production comes Batman Deliverance, a Frank Miller/Sin City inspired take on an aging Batman who takes on his newest (and possible last) nemesis, Wolverine. This is probably a bit too “artsy” for superhero fans, and a little too “comicy” for Film Noir enthusiasts, but it's certainly worth a look. (Via)
Quiz: Rodent Or No-Dent?
I don't know when the hell the last time there was a quiz on BuzzFeed, so here's my shot at bringing it back. Today's quiz is Rodent or No-Dent. Simple Quiz: Just answer 'yes' or 'no' to whether you think the following animals are rodents. (Info via Mentalfloss)
Your Facebook Profile: How Do You Stack Up?
This just in: Some people on Facebook are vain. Pixable (the self-proclaimed social photography experts) used algorithms and analytics on the most important part of your social networking world - your Facebook profile photo. This is what they found. (Via) Click for larger.
Pulp Fiction As A Neon Sign [GIF]
Neon signs are great. They’re hypnotic, sexy, sleazy and tacky all at the same time.
Pop Culture
David Schwen designed these pop culture icons as minimalist soda cans. (Flickr, via Threadless)
Big TV Vs. Little Phone
Alt Title: Bathroom Games. I'm just glad I wasn't the only one. (Via)
Can 34,000 People On Facebook Be This Stupid?
Yes. Yes they can. (Via)
Name That Tune
You get one hint: Skee-Lo. (Via flickr)
I Want YOU!
You're Americans First! Now act like it! (Via)
10 Pictures Of Ecstatic Turtles
10 pictures of happy turtles, and possibly tortises and terrapins too. (Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a biologist!) From the single serve site ecstaticturtle.com, which is exactly what it sounds like. For turtlefeed, to make up for this.
Arthrobots
UK Artist Tom Hardwidge designs steampunk insect sculptures called arthrobots. Most of his creations start out as ammunition, after which he adds bits and bobs he finds from eBay and local shops, making sure to add the requisite gears and springs. (Via)
Wikipedia Wants To Be A UN World Heritage Site
Someone is an impetuous 10-year-old.
Giant Water Bug Devours Baby Turtle
Not for the faint of heart.