Rob Zombie's Ad for Woolite
I can only imagine how hard it is to get the blood out if your clothes when you're an axe-wielding lunatic. (Via)
Happy Fluffy Clouds
You'll never look at cotton candy the same way again. (Via)
Porn Without the Porn [SFWish]
Sasha Chibis is a photographer and for no well explained reason he likes to take vintage porn pictures and Photoshop the people out of it. The all-white silhouettes he leaves behind somehow leave both nothing and everything to the imagination. (Via Dangerous Minds)
Awesome
This is -literally- awesome! (Via)
Fightin' Empire
A little Star Wars action for the Notre Dame fans out there. Or, a little Notre Dame action for all the Star Wars fans out there. (Via)
The Littlest Samurai
He really is just the cutest wittle Japanese feudal period killing machine. (Via)
Give Me A Hand
More like give me 14 of them. A collection of famous geeky hands from TV and movies. Hmm ... 14 hands ... must have been quite a job to put them all together. (Via)
Hot Shadow
When you see it...
The Playground Centipede
I guess humans aren't the only animals you can make centipedes from. Please be in Russia. I don't want this thing anywhere near me. (Via)
I'm Sorry ... You Were Saying?
I think this is an accurate representation of most conversations between men and women. (Via)
Why You Don't Let Pedobear Edit Magazines
Entitled Cadeaux, this article in the Dec-Jan issue of Vogue Paris is a perfect example of how you DON'T want to showcase kids in a fashion magazine. If you must do a kids x couture shoot, this is how you do it. (Via TrendLand who seem to think it's "adorable.")
Teenage Mutant Jedi Turtles
Come to think of it, I guess Shredder always did kinda look like Vader. Tyler Windham made this. (Via Geek Tyrant)
Playful Type (NSFW)
I found this looking for something else. I swear. While derping around for 3D type art I came across the work of Chris LaBrooy. Chris has some interesting stuff in his portfolio, but this is -BY FAR- the most interesting 3D typemotion project I've ever seen. NSFW. You were warned.
WatchPonies
Ponyville is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended bakeries and the bakeries are full of frosting and when the drains finally scab over, all the Gummys will drown. The accumulated filth of all their parties will foam up about their waists and all the unicorns and pegusi will look up and shout "Save us!" ... and I'll look down and whisper "Cupcakes." - YouTube (Via BoingBoing)
Jabba the Squirrel
Bring me Solo and the Wookie. Hoh hoh hoh. (And some nuts, 'cause seriously folks, I can't move here.) [Via]
Is It OK to Tweet That 'Dick Pic'?
The best flowchart you will read in your entire life.
RIP Roy Skelton
Alright Dr. Who fans, I know this looks like someone is effing around with your favorite one-word killer, but this mashup pays tribute to the voice of the Daleks, Roy Skelton, and his other notable role - the voice of Zippy on the classic UK children's show "Rainbow". Skelton died this week. He was 79.
You Don't Eff Around With Donald
But in his defense, Goofy was kind of asking for it.
There Will Be Disney
Donald Duck drinks your milkshake.
Sometimes Timing is Everything
What? Is there someone behind me? Where?