Mass Effect x Portal = Awesome
This brings up an interesting point - just how would Jack (the notorious criminal from Mass Effect 2) do as an Aperture Laboratories test subject? I don't know but I'm pretty sure she'd kick all sorts of ass.(Via)
What Would MacGyver Do?
Something to think about the next time this happens to you.
Why Pinnochio Isn't Allowed to Watch Internet Porn
It's all seems so self evident when you think about it.
Death Rides A Surfboard
I guess if it's your time to go, it's your time to go - even if you're shredding some super gnarly, radical surf, braw.
A Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls
From McSweeney's, the repository of open letters to those unlikely to respond, comes this unscripted moment that involves an elderly gentleman, the men's locker room of a pricey sports club and a blow dryer. (Via)
Iranian Plane Crash Caught On Video
Not for the faint of heart. According to YouTube: This is the only known video of the crash of IRIAF [Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force] AWACS, IL-76MD "Simorgh" in September 2009. The video was shot from a leading Boeing 707 tanker boom operator's vantage point. You can see the plane going down in flames in the background. It is believed that it collided with an IRIAF F-5E escort plane on route to Iran-Iraq War anniversary fly-by in southern Tehran. All crew were killed. (Not Via but found because of Reddit, who have a mistitled copy)
Thanks, Boss.
An email from a boss who knows how to keep a secret - Like A Boss! (Via)
Failed Abstinence Slogans
Well, it's not any worse than"Virginity is a gift that on only be opened once."
FTFY - The MiniSupercut
12 of the most innovative on-the-fly, on-the-cheap or just plain lazy repairs.
Alkali Metals In Water
A video representation of the alkali metals and their accurate reactivity with air and water. Sounds boring, right? It's not. Fuck yeah, Cesium! SCIENCE! (Via)
In Soviet Russia, Water Drinks You!
Okay, okay, the water doesn't 'do' anything.
R2D-WHO
John Sprengelmeyer, aka Captain Ribman, desgned this awesome Star Wars/Doctor Who mashup (entitled R2D WHO and CYB3R PO) for your T-shirt wearing pleasure. (Via)
Things Cats Love/Hate
There are a lot of things that cats either love or hate. But there is, of course, one particular mood-dependent thing that cats both love and hate. (Via Pleated Jeans)
Priceless Reactions To Boobs On Chatroulette
Boobs.
Minecraft Tissue Box Covers
The perfect accessory for when you're actually sick when you call in that sick day in order to put the finishing touches that full-scale pixelated block replica of Notre Dame cathedral you've been working on. Created by Snotty Bots. (Via)
Hipster Ariel IRL
Hipster Ariel is so mainstream now. (Via)
Zombie Mario and Friends
It's-a me, Mario! I'm-a gonna eat your brrainnnnnsssss. (Via)
CAN'T UNSEE
I think I was better off now knowing this. Also, anagrams are fun. (Via)
What's Wrong With This Picture?
I think the better question is, what's right with this picture? Answer: Everything! (Via)
The 5-Day Forecast for Alderaan
Well, I guess I should have seen that coming. At least Tuesday was nice. (Via)