Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
"Not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change."
We're all a little grody.
"I just can't do it anymore."
*Gwen Stefani voice* If I was a rich girl...
Who are you putting in your Top 8?
We all have one we aren't proud of.
"First is the worst..."
Reality is an illusion.
Emo girls walked so VSCO girls could run.
"Oh you're an English major? Name every word."
I'm not just talkin' about tails and toe beans, people.
Can't explain it.
It's not gross, it's fantastic.
"Your salary is just your company’s monthly subscription of you."
Who remembers the egg?
"Sksksksksk" —You, hopefully.
And you thought taking away the pool ladder was bad...
"Friendsgiving but it's a Taco Bell potluck."
More like golden ANGELS, amirite?