We're all monsters, TBH.
And to think, we could've just stayed home...
What happens in Vegas...ends up in this post.
This can't be sanitary.
Nowhere is off-limits.
Churros? That's baby stuff.
"Would you like to see a kids' menu?"
"My compliments to the microwave."
I'll never listen to "Copacabana" the same way again!
I love mess.
Food is sexy.
Does anyone really like eggnog? Be honest.
Love to hate 'em, and hate to love 'em.
Plot holes galore!
Bleep bloop blep.
Let's Get Weird: Holiday Edition.
Entry-level job postings be like...
"Have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper?"