This is the last frame of a commercial from the Hallmark channel advertising their Christmas programming across other networks. Am I: A) completely undersexed and seeing what I want to see? B) taking too many Quaaludes? C) not taking enough Quaaludes? or: D) Seeing the word SEX has been added to her hair in an attempt at subliminally suggestive advertising?
Hail to the Dildroid!
Cause your ass is starting to look like a tomato!
They're here,they're queer,they're fabulous,get use to it!
A sperm bank in Seattle has come up with a stylish,Eco-friendly way to make local deliveries!
What is it about shoes that makes turtles so amorous?
According to @CabinCr3w on Twitter this is ESU Officer Bergstresser who shot Veterans for Peace protestor Scott Olsen in the face with teargas grenade.
The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and then just let nature take its course!
Michael Jackson's little girl with the haunting eyes is growing up.
Secret messages can be hidden in genetically engineered bacteria.
Sofia Romero is a hospital worker from Leicester. The 40-year-old beat the previous record of 7.26 seconds earlier this year, by getting out of the standard straitjacket in 4.69 seconds.
Occupy Wall Street is turning into a worldwide movement.
I'm so inspired! Weekend project, anyone?
...and by 'hot' I mean 'sad and incestuous'.
I wonder if the Anteater refused to go out unless he was allowed to dress in bondage gear ?
Sherry R. Holcomb, 46, of Cortland, pleaded guilty Wednesday in State Supreme Court to a felony count of scheme to defraud.
Sexy Fawkes is a very NSFW Tumblr site where users submit sexy pictures of themselves wearing Guy Fawkes masks and little else.
Emergency crews called to the scene deemed it "stinky."
For a striptease, I found this engrossing.