Poets Ranked By Beard Weight
This 1913 leaflet (excerpted here for your enjoyment) uses the ancient art of pogonomancy, or divination by beard reading, to evaluate various well-known poets.
Legolas
Tolkein + Lego + terrible pun = genius.
Swine Flu Hotel
Because of one case of swine flu, more than 300 guests are quarantined in the Metropark Hotel in Hong Kong.
The Rythmeter
This simple scientific device will help you prevent unwanted pregnancies the natural, God-fearing way.
Lego Abu Ghraib
Flickr user Legofesto recreates horrifying events in Lego.
Duck Family Visits the White House
I assume they have a complaint about farm policy.
Big Ball of Yarn in San Francisco
That's it! That's what happens here: a big ball of yarn rolls through San Francisco.
Nyle 'Let The Beat Build'
Check out this fantastic music video - shot all in one take.
'Hey Jude' Singalong
Watch thousands of people do a mass karaoke performance of 'Hey Jude' in Trafalgar Square.
I Herd You Like Trees
So...you know. I did this for you.
Baby is Confused
This baby is about to be very disappointed.
Frozen Woolly Mammoth Baby
Are baby animals still cute after they've been frozen for 40,000 years?
The Wages of Sin is Death
It turns out the swine flu is caused by excessive masturbation.
Amazing Real Estate Deal
In this market, you can really find some great bargains.
Mario Resignation Letter
Jarrad Farbs quit his job by creating a playable Super Mario Bros resignation letter.
LOL Internet Consultants
LOL (Life On Line) Internet Consultants design creative websites. Pets are a specialty!
Winnebago Man
This 20-year-old viral video of a middle-aged man flipping out while filming a Winnebago commercial is now the subject of a documentary. (Language NSFW. The man is upset.)
Patient Zero
The earliest confirmed case of swine flu in Mexico is such a little cutie-pie!
Terrible Cookbook Title
Seriously, this was not a good call.
FBI Swoons for Obama
"This happened during my political campaign all the time," Barack says.