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Hitler Loses His McMansion
Still confused about the financial crisis? Let Hitler explain how it all fell apart. (via Videogum).
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President Renegade
The Secret Service's code name for the new President-Elect: Renegade.
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The Matrix Runs On Windows
College Humor imagines what would happen if the Matrix ran on Windows (hint: Ctrl-Alt-Delete).
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Swedish Dance Bands Of The '70s
Feast your eyes on a collection of pictures of Sweden's forgotten musical geniuses.
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Joe Scarborough Says "F--- You" On Air
While trying to make a point that Obama's team is a calm bunch of folks who don't go around yelling obscenities, Joe Scarborough actually does say "f--- you," seemingly without realizing it - and everyone around him panics and giggles awkwardly.
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Heartless
Check out cartoon Kanye in the video for "Heartless."
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Marry Our Daughter
Do you have a teenage daughter who needs to settle down with a good husband, and also you could use some cash? This website will help you set up an arranged marriage and negotiate a Bride Price.
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Obama Zombies
The Onion News Network takes a look at how thousands of Obama-obsessed young people now have nothing to fill their empty lives.
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January 20
The Wall Street Journal reports on the "groundswell" of people planning to go to DC to see Obama sworn in on January 20.
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World's Tiniest Propaganda
Mechanical engineer John Hart created tiny images of Barack Obama's face using carbon nanotubes.
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Palin Won't Say How She Voted
At a press conference, she said she was "exercising her right to privacy" (ha!) and refused to tell reporters that she secretly voted for the secret Muslim.
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Literal "Under the Bridge"
The Red Hot Chili Peppers get the literal music video treatment.
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Blaming TV for Teen Pregnancy
A new study has found that teens who watch a lot of TV shows with sexual content are more likely to get knocked up.
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No Candy for Democrats
A woman in suburban Detroit refused to give candy to trick-or-treaters whose parents support Obama.
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McCain on SNL
The rumors were true: John McCain - and Cindy! - appeared alongside Tina Fey on SNL last night.
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U2 Tower Delayed
Thanks to the troubled global economy, Dublin has put on hold plans to build a U2 Tower (topped with recording studios for the band) which would have become the tallest building in Ireland. Presumably also on hold: plans to declare Bono King of Ireland.
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Hamster On a Piano
It's a hamster on a piano eating popcorn! Aka the most adorable thing ever. Downside: I expect to have the "hamster on a piano" song stuck in my head for, basically, the rest of my life.
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Beer-Chilling Exercise Bike
Austrian geniuses hooked up an exercise bike to a heat pump to create a human-powered beer-chilling device.
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Translation Fail
Officials in Swansea emailed their translators asking for a Welsh version of this road sign. The reply they got, and put on the sign, actually means "I am not in the office at the moment."
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Bookie Calls It For Obama
Irish bookmaker PaddyPower.com is already paying off bets placed on Obama to win, to the tune of more than $1.35 million. Are they trying to jinx him?
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