Sarah Burton
California City Changes Name From San Bernardino To Bernie Sanderino In My Dreams
California just got a little cooler.
Sarah Burton
Which Of Taylor Swift's Music Video Love Interests Are You?
~If only you could be them all~
Sarah Burton
Where President Kanye West Stands On The Issues
"I am God." —Kanye for President 2020
Sarah Burton
17 Reasons Lily Tomlin Will Forever Be The Queen Of Comedy
Happy Birthday, you comic genius.
Sarah Burton
We Are All These People Sitting Behind Kanye Dancing
Everyone is someone.
Sarah Burton
Ashley Madison Is A Sausage Fest, You're More Likely To Get Laid Doing These 9 Things
It's all about numbers, baby.
Sarah Burton
This Woman Selling Her College Diploma On eBay Is All Of Us
Stephanie Ritter is also selling her "college experience."
Sarah Burton
One Direction's Breakup Is Shockingly Similar To When Jeremy Dumped Me
It's happened to me before.
Sarah Burton
The Ultimate "Friends" Quiz: Can You Name The Episode In 1 Second?
"It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo."
Sarah Burton
9 Things To Invest In Now That You Are Broke On #BlackMonday
Gotta get that $$$$
Sarah Burton
Can You Guess The Movie Porn Parody?
Porn to be wild.
Sarah Burton
Someone Please Arrest This Hacker
He's wearing a black hoodie. He's a tech bro with a slight beard. HELLO? FIND HIM!
Sarah Burton
Why You Should Always Fuck First When Eating
"Putting whipped cream on someone is to make them smell like baby vomit."
Sarah Burton
7 Ways Donald Trump Can Get Out Of Jury Duty
If only he had a trump card.
Sarah Burton
The Type Of Porn GOP Candidates Would Make According To Dan Savage
Lucky for Trump, forced haircuts are a kink.
Sarah Burton
Can You Guess The Classic Films That Roger Ebert Thought Were Shit?
Classic films that Ebert really, really hated.
Sarah Burton
Funny Or Die Parodies Viral Planned Parenthood Exposé Videos
"I couldn't believe when someone asked me to wear a gown."
Sarah Burton
19 Weather Boners That Will Get You Sopping Wet
The weather can be so predicktable, right?
Sarah Burton
How Good Is Your Eye For Film?
We sped up movies into 1 second GIFs. DO NOT BLINK.
Sarah Burton
Why Did They Have To Murder Rachel McAdams' Hair In The "True Detective" Season Finale?
I can't stop crying. Spoilers ahead.
Sarah Burton
