Sarah Burton
Why Did They Have To Murder Rachel McAdams' Hair In The "True Detective" Season Finale?
I can't stop crying. Spoilers ahead.
Sarah Burton
This Cat Is Traveling The World While You Sit At Home Doing Nothing
The most curious cat of #InternationalCatDay.
Sarah Burton
13 Invisible Things You Definitely Missed At The First GOP Debate
#gopdebate #truther
Sarah Burton
13 Petitions All '90s Kids Must Sign Immediately
Now these are causes we can all get behind.
Sarah Burton
Was "Straight Outta Compton" Trolling Fox News During The Republican Debate?
Twitter seemed to think so.
Sarah Burton
Here's Why The Happy Hour Debate Was So Freaking Weird
No one was there.
Sarah Burton
IDK Why You Are Watching The Republican Debate But You Are So Here's A Drinking Game
Sober up, America.
Sarah Burton
23 Reasons Lazy People Are The Smartest People In The World
You prefer to look at the world from a different point of view (on your side, lying down). Inspired by #growinguplazy.
Sarah Burton
23 Lines From True Detective To Use In Any Situation
"Everything is fucking."
Sarah Burton
If These Celebrities Had Barbie Proportions You Would Hate It
The stuff of nightmares.
Sarah Burton
Proof That We Are All Sheeple That Blindly "Like" Engagement Photos
A brave comedian has come forth to show you the light.
Sarah Burton
Dentists Who've Only Ever Killed Plaque Are Tired Of Being Associated With Cecil The Lion's Killer
They're not all lion-killers. Don't be an anti-dentite.
Sarah Burton
I Tried These Period Panties So You Don't Have To
No pad, no tampon. Just panties. AND I BOUGHT THEM. You're welcome.
Sarah Burton
Are You A Doctor And Can You Tell Me If This Is Normal?
I've got this rash, and also a pain in my wrist? WARNING: Graphic images.
Sarah Burton
Ray's Son Chad Loves Pizza And "Friends," Is The Realest Character On "True Detective"
Chad's just like us! He just wants to eat pizza and watch Friends.
Sarah Burton
Obama Is A Better Dancer Than Us All
He likes to move it move it.
Sarah Burton
We're 99% Sure We've Discovered The Birdman's Identity In True Detective S2E6
Maybe? Maybe 90%. But let's just go with it. Spoilers ahead.
Sarah Burton
Try Not To Fall Into These Giant-Ass Holes
Hole-y shit.
Sarah Burton
WTF Is Pioneer Day And Why Do Some People Pronounce It Pie And Beer Day?
Utahkin to me? UTAHKIN TO ME? OK cool I will explain.
Sarah Burton
At Least You Are Better Than These 27 People Who Can't Even Perform Simple Tasks
I suck but I don't suck that bad.
Sarah Burton
