Sarah Burton
6 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes For Your Doggy
Because you don't want your doggy to be embarrassed at the Halloween parade.
Sarah Burton
Your Halloween Costume Reveals If You're The Worst
Pick wisely, or like the asshole you really are.
Sarah Burton
13 Tips From Donald Trump's Book That Will Turn You Into A Monster
How The Art of The Deal teaches us to listen to our guts and tell our brains to STFU.
Sarah Burton
25 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Went Too Far
WHY IS HARAMBE SEXY?
Sarah Burton
Just 30 Photos Of Bros Freaking The Fuck Out At A Haunted House
Nightmares Fear Factory: where your dreams of seeing bros scream finally come true.
Sarah Burton
11 Halloween Stories Of People Getting So Embarrassed It Hurts
There's nothing more horrifying than being embarrassed in front of your peers.
Sarah Burton
Tell Us About Your Most Embarrassing Halloween
Tell us the really, scary bad stuff.
Nora Whelan
The Debate Moderators Went In Hard And People Loved It
Martha Raddatz and Anderson Cooper 2020?
Sarah Burton
Who Won The Second Presidential Debate?
Fingers crossed these results get retweeted by Trump!
Sarah Burton
27 Tweets About Tonight’s Debate That’ll Make You Laugh, Then Stare Blankly Into The Dark Void
"Viewer discretion is advised. And now for the second 2016 presidential debate...."
Sarah Burton
11 Rules For Having Sex When Someone's Pet Is In The Room
A step-by-step guide to getting frisky (when Frisky's in the room).
Sarah Burton
99 Of The Most Underrated Moments In Life
"When you’re congested and finally get that sweet relief of being able to breathe through your nose again."
Logan Rhoades
Here's What Happened When We Asked A Bunch Of Women To Dump Out Their Bags
We surprised coworkers and had them dump out their bags -- and yes, we found a knife AND a dildo.
Sarah Burton
27 Halloween Costumes To Buy If You're Literally The Worst
Get your cards ready, assholes.
Sarah Burton
Can You Get Through This Quiz Without Getting Tricked?
The right answer is not always what it seems.
Sarah Burton
7 Pinterest Beauty Hack Fails That Will Make You Say "Me"
Hacks are for people who are bad at makeup, right?
Sarah Burton
11 Times Trump Should Have Smiled More At The Debate
I mean, would it kill him to smile sometimes?
Sarah Burton
Trump Started The Debate Sniffling And Now People Are Concerned For His Health
Can someone get him a tissue?
Sarah Burton
11 Pet Products That Go Too Fucking Far
Trust me, Snuggles does not need this.
Sarah Burton
Moms Are Making Umbilical Cord Art And I Just Wanted You To Be Aware
Ummmmm...bilical? Warning: Literal photos of umbilical cords ahead.
Sarah Burton
