Sarah Aspler
It's Time To Eliminate Christmas Movies, And I'm Warning You Now, It Won't Be Easy
If you don't pick Elf, you need to reevaluate your life choices.
Sarah Aspler
I Learned These 18 Life Hacks This Week And Desperately Wanted To Share Them With All Of You
"If you need to warm up cold butter in a hurry, simply heat a dish big enough to cover the amount of butter needed. I usually microwave the dish with a bit of water in it to help heat it up. Then, dry the dish and place it over the cold butter. Within five to seven minutes, the butter will be softened. It's way better than microwaving it. It's a quick simple hack that actually works!"
Sarah Aspler
People Are Sharing "Actors That Were Perfectly Cast For Roles," And I Want To Know If You Agree Or Disagree
No one could have played the role of Severus Snape like Alan Rickman.
Sarah Aspler
I'm Genuinely Curious If You Can Answer These Skill-Testing Questions About These Celebrities Born In November
You'll need to put on your party hat AND your thinking cap for this one.
Sarah Aspler
People Are "Turned On" By The Smokey Bear Balloon At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade And It's Something To Be Grateful For This Season
"Why is the Smokey Bear balloon kind of a dilf?"
Sarah Aspler
This Is What Parents Named Their Babies In 2022 — And A New Girl's Name Has Broken Into The Top 10
Time to find out if your baby's name is on here.
Sarah Aspler
Hotel Cleaners Are Sharing The Weirdest Things They've Seen, And I Knew It Was Going To Be Bad, But Not THIS Bad
"Poop stains on the lampshade. Not sure how they got there. I just spun the lamp around so the stains faced the wall."
Sarah Aspler
Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Baby Names Of 2022 — But Do You Actually Like Any Of Them?
If one more person names their baby Luna or Liam, I'm going to lose it.
Sarah Aspler
People Who've Been Put Under Anesthesia Are Sharing Their Wildest Stories And I'm Embarrassed On Their Behalf
"My sister had to have surgery to remove a benign cyst and my parents and I went with her. The anesthesia must’ve kicked in real good because she kept ripping massive farts and laughing hysterically. Then she grabbed her boobs and yelled 'Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops!' and then passed out cold."
Sarah Aspler
Dumpster Divers Are Sharing The Most Shocking And Expensive Things They've Found, And It Truly Amazes Me What People Will Throw Away
"$700 worth of free wine. I asked the dumpster gods if I should quit drinking. This was their answer."
Sarah Aspler
It's Obvious What Your Emotional Age Is From The Disgusting Thanksgiving Meal You Cook
This'll give your Aunt Marie something to complain about.
Sarah Aspler
You’re Gonna Think I’m Lying, But I Can Guess Your Age Solely Based On Your Christmas Coffee Order
Your holiday caffeine preferences say a lot about you as a person.
Sarah Aspler
"Storming Out Of Church Because Someone Was Sitting In Her Spot": People Are Sharing The Worst "Adult Tantrums" They've Witnessed First Hand
"One time I saw a guy almost punch the waiter at a sushi restaurant...all because the fish was raw."
Sarah Aspler
These 17 Life Hacks Will Make You Feel Annoyed That Someone Didn’t Teach You Them 20 Years Ago
"If you ever lose small jewelry or really any small items, this is how to find it. Put a stocking, pantyhose, or sock over the nozzle of a vacuum and swipe it under furniture. It'll stick to the material without getting sucked into the vacuum."
Sarah Aspler
21 Pictures Of Celebrities Who "Disappeared Out Of Nowhere," And If I'm Being Honest, I Completely Forgot About 50% Of Them
"Gotye. Dude made a single song and just became somebody we used to know."
Sarah Aspler
These Men Were At One Time The "Sexiest Men Alive" — I'm Curious If You Find Them Hot In The First Place
Some of these were choices, and by choices I mean that was a mistake.
Matt Stopera
Non-Americans Are Sharing What They Cook For Dinner, And Sorry Mom, But I'm Eating At Their House Tonight
"In Germany, it does not get more common than Abendbrot, also known as 'evening bread'. As a kid, we'd literally have a crusty rye bread with an assortment of cold cuts and sliced cheeses. Literally everyone I knew had this as it was the most common dinner. It's so simple and cheap."
Sarah Aspler
15 "Would You Rather" Questions That Will Seriously Make Your Brain Hurt
I'd much rather know WHEN I'm going to die than know HOW I'm going to die.
Sarah Aspler
People Are Sharing "Basic Knowledge Facts" And I Hate To Admit It, But I Didn't Know Half Of Them
"Don’t dive in the water to save a drowning person. They WILL kill you or you could injure yourself. Throw them a flotation device. Hand them a broomstick and pull them to safety. Do NOT get in the water with a panicking person."
Sarah Aspler
"Someone Microwaved A Used Tampon And I Had To Clean It Up": People Are Sharing Their Grossest Work Stories And I'm Gagging
"I used to work as a sous-chef at a restaurant. I once told my boss (the head chef) that a big pot of stew that had been left in the fridge had some mould floating on the top. He got a spoon, started stirring it up, and said, 'I can't see any mould.'"
Sarah Aspler
