Sarah Aspler
15 Words That Mean Something Completely Different At Tim Hortons
There's a "hot mess" and then there's a Tim Horton's "hot mess."
Sarah Aspler
The Names Of Today's Hottest Canadian Celebrities According To A Dad
O, Carlnada.
Tanya Chen
11 Women Who Did Drake Better Than Drake (On Halloween)
Started dressing up (as Drake) and going out more.
Sarah Aspler
Here Are Magical Photos From Inside The Harry Potter Bar
Yes, they have "Butterbeer."
Sarah Aspler
14 Times Canada Completely Ruined Your Halloween
Trick or retreat.
Sarah Aspler
17 Real Canadian Horror Stories That Will Keep You Up At Night
"She kept asking us to kill her mama for her."
Sarah Aspler
105 Thoughts I Had At My First Sex Convention
"Never buy a $5 dick."
Sarah Aspler
14 Canadian Sex Positions, As Drawn By Canadians
Very poorly-drawn NSFW filth ahead.
Lauren Strapagiel
If "Gilmore Girls" Took Place In Canada
Lane's band would be called The Tragically Hep Alien.
Kat Angus
Which Blue Jays Player Should You Date Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Because you're fantasizing about them anyway.
Sarah Aspler
This Incredible Canadian Instagram Account Will Literally Kill You
Skellie AKA omgliterallydead is back and she just can't right now.
Sarah Aspler
Canadians: Have You Ever Had A Real Paranormal Experience?
Ghost stories? Creepy shit? We wanna hear about it!
Sarah Aspler
Can You Spell These Commonly Misspelled Canadian Words?
No cheating! Make your country proud.
Sarah Aspler
This Is What Canada Looked Like Before This Ridiculously Long Election Started
Before the election, Canada still existed.
Sarah Aspler
How Well Do You Remember "Get Down" By B4-4?
"I'm going to make you come tonight, over to my _____."
Sarah Aspler
33 Of The Most Canadian Sentences Ever
You OK, bud?
Sarah Aspler
17 Polite Suggestions For Canadian Superheroes
"Celine Dioncredible Hulk." Via @midnight.
Sarah Aspler
25 People Who Need Their KD Privileges Revoked
Stop putting KD in blenders.
Sarah Aspler
Why "Math Circus" Is The Most Important Game Of Our Generation
It's time.
Sarah Aspler
13 Heritage Minutes That Canadians Need Right Now
Never forget.
Sarah Aspler
