This Is The Terrified Monkey That Iran Shot Into Space
The Iranian government announced on Monday that they had successfully launched a monkey into space. The monkey has now safely returned to Earth. None of this, however, has been independently verified.
Amazing Subway Rescue In Madrid Caught On Security Camera
A woman suddenly falls from the platform in the Marques de Vadillo station on Monday. Luckily a police officer who was standing near her was able to pull her to safety.
Don't Worry, Shaggy Is Not Dead
Someone edited the singer Shaggy's Wikipedia page and changed it to say he died after being stabbed in a bar fight. Mr. Boombastic, however, told TMZ he's not dead. Phew.
The Definitive Guide To Party Jams
"Unce, unce, unce, unce" is only the beginning, my friend. There is a big, wild world of partying, and you haven't scratched the surface.
Christian Bale Calls A Little Boy With Leukemia To Talk About Batman
You're going to cry.
14 Postal Service Covers To Hold You Over Until The Reunion Tour
There have been a lot covers of Postal Service songs since their only album, Give Up, came out 10 years ago. Some are great, some are...not so great.
Newly Discovered Kennedy Family Memorabilia To Be Auctioned Off
The family of a longtime confidant to John F. Kennedy discovered an incredible collection of never before seen photos and keepsakes hidden away in a closet. The items are expected to go for up to $20,000 to $40,000 at auction next month.
You Can Eat A 3-D Chocolate Model Of Your Face, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
Shockingly, it's currently only available in Japan.
Houston Waiter Stands Up For Little Boy With Down Syndrome
A waiter for a Houston restaurant refused to serve a group of customers after he heard them making rude comments about a 5-year-old boy with Down syndrome sitting at another table. The best part: The restaurant is standing by his decision!
What Happens When A Cat Attacks A Snowball
A story in two pictures.
Meet Flamy, The Terrifying Brazilian Burn Ward Mascot
"Chaminha," or "Flamy," is a Brazilian fire safety mascot that goes to elementary schools and hospitals and teaches children about the dangers of fire. He's also a little scary.
"American Horror Story" Has The Best Music Of Any TV Show Right Now
Ryan Murphy's soundtrack is weird, funny, dark, and essential to the plot of the show. It's pretty much perfect. Spoiler warning!
Inspiring Story Of Man Who Lost His Leg In Earthquake Returning To The Dance Floor
Thirty-two-year-old Georges Exantus thought he'd never dance professionally again after the earthquake in Haiti three years ago took his leg. But thanks to a prosthetic leg, he's back doing what he loves, whether it be the salsa, cha-cha, or samba.
Amazing Footage Of A Diver Freeing A Trapped Dolphin
Don't worry, this has a happy ending!
The Most Reasonable Way To Respond To A Reporter Tweeting At You During A Shooting
CNN's Justin Lear didn't exactly get the warmest response when he tweeted at a girl attending Lone Star College during today's shooting.
Here's A Taylor Swift Prayer Candle To Help Ease Your Break-Up Recovery Period
For only $12, this candle will help you with your transition period while Taylor Swift finds a new love.
Apes Are Using iPads Now, Humanity Doomed
Zookeepers at 12 zoos across the country are experimenting with how orangutans use iPads and the results are really amazing. I guess you could say... "There's an ape for that!"
Meet Wang Xianxiang, The Chinese Eyelid-Weightlifter
Xianxiang can lift about four and a half pounds with each eyelid. Obviously, don't click on this post if you're squeamish about how eyes are supposed to work.
The Internet Reacts To The Inauguration
This is supposed to be a respectful and solemn day for the country, so can we please try and take this seriously for just two seconds?!
A Timeline Of Lupe Fiasco's Obsession With Conspiracy Theories
No one should be shocked that the rapper was removed from the stage at an inauguration concert Monday for speaking out against President Obama. He actually has a long history of 9/11-trutherism and a fervent belief in the Illuminati.