It Turns Out That Bullshit Ab Machine On TV Won’t Actually Give You Amazing Abs
(This post may include gratuitous photos of abs)
An Aussie Fashion Chain Claims Miley Cyrus Ripped Off Its Look At The VMAs
The chain says it's "distraught" but Miley's actual designer has explained where the idea came from.
Here's Your Chance To Vote For New Zealand's New Flag
We're just flagging this with you.
The Border Force Just Had One Of Those Days Where Everything Went Wrong
Things did not go well today.
For The Record, This Is What Julia Gillard Used To Say About Marriage Equality
Let's go to the transcript.
This Little Girl Proposed To Her Favourite Football Player But Don't Worry She's Just Joking
*Squeeeeee*
Men And Women Tried Gendered Umbrellas And It Was Absolute Pandemonium
~Wackiness ensues~
Victorian Schools Are Dropping Religious Classes And Replacing Them With Domestic Violence Education
And religious service providers are pissed off.
12 Things We Learned While Having Insane Milkshakes With Clive Palmer
And he read us a poem.
Plan B: Inside The New Battleground For Marriage Equality
The focus for marriage equality in Australia has shifted from 150 members of parliament to 25 million voters.
There's Now Another Marriage Equality Bill In Parliament For The Government To Ignore
And then there were four.
This Man Had His Penis Skin Ripped Off As He Was Playing With A Dog
*Clenches*
Everyone's Calling For A Royal Commissioner To Be Sacked Over A Dinner Invite
This could be a very expensive dinner.
This Politician's Speech About His Gay Uncles Will Give You Chills
Tim Watts says he was forced to speak from the heart following last night's events.
Grant Denyer Is So Fucking Done With Australia Right Now
UPDATE: Denyer has been forced to delete his tweet, but we will not let him be silenced.
A Dad's Campaign To Shame Politicians Worked Better Than Anyone Expected
What started as a joke will give three girls a rare family holiday and a worthy charity a big fat donation.
A 91-Year-Old Man May Have Unwittingly Smuggled Shitloads Of Cocaine Into Australia
The drug was allegedly hidden inside packets of soap.
Quench Your Thirst With 17 Photos Of Australian Rugby Players At The Beach
Hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
This Photo Shows There's Still Some Heart Left In Politics
MPs today farewelled one of their own.
Having A Bad Monday? Not As Bad As Bronwyn Bishop's
You Bronwin some, you Bronlose some.