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Levi Johnston's Mustache
After getting America pregnant only to be dumped months later, Levi Johnston has decided to move on by growing his very own trash stash!
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When I Say Hey, You Say Ho
...until I say banana! hey-yoooo. Omegle curveball watch out!
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Confusing the Stranger
I confused The Stranger into a Nigerian prince...
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Game Boy iPhone Case
No one knows what this is or where it came from, but they're calling it the iBoy.
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Martha Stewart Queefs
The lovely-as-always Martha Stewart provides some fun and interesting tips on decorating one's queefs, on last night's South Park. It's a good thing.
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Best Funeral Ever
Improv Everywhere crashed the funeral of a man with very few surviving relatives to make it the best funeral ever!
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Warner Bros. Acquires The Pirate Bay
The Pirate Bay is announcing that as of today, April 1st, they've been acquired by Warner Bros. for approximately $13 billion.
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Honor Code Violation (NSFW)
It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation.
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Cutest Kitten Hat Ever
This has absolutely nothing to do with the kitten. Nothing at all. This is about the hat. The cute, cute frog hat!
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Adorable IPod USB Stick
Happy little iPod USB stick luvs his data!
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Cute Lil' Gun
Look at this gun bein' all cutesy patootsey.
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Suzuki Vs. Hummer
Another reason why the Hummer needs to go.
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Laid-Off Auto Workers Brawl
A couple of pissed off auto workers at a General Motors (GM) dealership in western Michigan throw down.
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Naked, Jogging Pole Vaulter
In the hunt for a sweet, sweet sponsorship deal, the French pole vaulter Romain Mesnil took his clothes off and exposed his pole to the world.
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Timothy Geithner Haz a Sad
This economie is no fun for poor ol' Timothy Geithner.
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Iran on Facebook
Just don't poke him. He might get testy.
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Rick Ross vs. 50 Cent Feud Chart
This handy dandy New York Times graphic breaks down disses, accusations and allegiances between feuding rappers 50 Cent and Rick Ross.
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Semen Makes You Happy
Scientists think that the chemicals in semen actually make women happier.
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That Poor Goose
A bunch of "thugs" shot this Canadian goose with a crossbow...and it flew away!
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Xbox 360 Soap
This girl on Etsy makes "Digital Soaps" in the shape of NES, Playstation and Xbox controllers.
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