Grand Theft Auto Driving Lessons
After stealing his family's Ford Taurus and crashing it on the way to school, a six-year old boy told police he learned to drive in Grand Theft Auto.
9/11 Google Trends Symbol: ✈ ▌▌
Internet pranksters got an image of an airplane and two towers to register in Google Trends today.
"I miss the internet" in Left 4 Dead
Somebody spotted "I miss the internet." scrawled on a blackboard in the spectacular zombie survival game, Left 4 Dead.
Flirting With Magic Tricks
Learn how to pick up chicks with magic tricks, by Flirting With Magic.
Bird Bullies
The little guy is so the bully, he's just pulling the cute card.
Dead Snow
The upcoming Norwegian horror film Dead Snow (aka Død Snø) has all the elements - zombies, Nazis, and of course, sexy students - for the makings of a great horror film.
Disaster Girl Hits JPG Magazine
Disaster Girl has bitten the hand that feeds her, taking out the source of her original publication - JPG Magazine. :(
Wrinkly Aardvark Baby
Behold - a baby Aardvark!
Champagne Cork Holder Chair
Impress your friends tonight by making little chairs out of your leftover Champagne cork holder twisty things.
The Navel Maniac
For nearly ten years, the navel maniac has been roaming the streets of Brussels asking people if he can take a picture of their belly buttons.
Rachael Ray's Deadly Dog Food
Rachael Ray published her recipe for "Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar" in Modern Dog magazine, without a warning that it's actually not for doggy consumption.
Israeli Consulate on Twitter
The Israeli Consulate in New York has a Twitter account aiming to open Israel up to questions.
Prince Harry's Beer Bong
Some call it a funnel, others a beer bong, but I see it as the Prince of Wales getting hammertimed on a beach in Mauritius.
How The U.S. Will Split
For years, a Russian professor has been predicting the end of the United States as we know it - a victim of civil war triggered by an epic moral and economic collapse.
Larry Craig's Boring Old Airport Bathroom
The Minneapolis airport bathroom where Sen. Larry Craig was caught cruisin' for a bruisin' is losing its appeal as a tourist destination, officials say.
Apollo 8's Christmas Message
On December 24th, 1968, Apollo 8 Astronauts Frank Borman, Jim Lovell & William Anders sent a Christmas message back to earth as they orbited the moon.
Vintage Cooper
DListed posted some vintage Anderson Cooper photos today, which included a fun quote from his high school year book!
Jamie Foxx on Sesame Street
Sesame Street got Jamie Foxx to go on and sing some R&B nutcracker rap for Elmo's big dance-off with the Mouse King.
Blast Knuckles
Brass Knuckles + 950,000 volts of electricity = one bad-ass method of self-defense.
iBoobs: Rejected
An application that lets iPhone users jiggle a pair of animated boobs was rejected by Apple, because of some "objectionable content" or whatever.