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Forgiving George Bush
Do you forgive George Bush for this mess, or just some other fill-in-the-blank culprit?
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The Christmas Cannon
These guys created a DIY Christmas Cannon that automatically fires genuine Christmas spirit all over any person or thing set in it's path. This includes dudes, Jesus figurines, and a pumpkin. All got straight up Christmas'd.
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Nipple Hair Mustache
This is one hell of a mustache.
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The Santa Dreidel
Merry Hanukkah and Happy Christmas, to all who swing both ways.
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Wes Welker Makes A Snow Angel
The New England Patriots' Wes Welker made a snow angel after getting a touchdown against the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday!
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Secret Da Vinci Sketches
Three nearly invisible drawings were discovered on the back of a 500-year old Leonardo Da Vinci painting, "The Virgin and Child with St. Anne".
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Realistic Alcohol Labels
A collection of truthful beer and liquor labels.
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Village People Cowboy in 'Playgirl'
Former Village People person Randy Jones (the cowboy, obvs) shows off his cow tail for the 35th anniversary issue of Playgirl.
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Undersea Internet Tubes Broken
The internet, which is basically a series of tubes, is facing a potential apocalypse today after breaking news that three of it's undersea cables were cut or damaged!
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Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy
This is probably the greatest eulogy ever written -- not just for Sparks, but for anything in the entire world in the history of time.
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Soccer Player Kicks Pigeon
An Argentinian player kicked a soccer ball into a crowd of pigeons, and they all flew away ... except one :( !
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Students Occupy The New School
Manhattan's New School has been occupied by student protesters all night calling for the removal of former Nebraska senator Bob Kerrey as the school's president.
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The Sex Party Election Poster
A student political party promoting more sex won their election in Italy recently, after creating this poster featuring students getting it on in their parents' bed.
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Jingle Cats Sing 'White Christmas'
Let the Jingle Cats whisk you away with their meowtastic rendition of your favorite holiday tune, White Christmas.
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Santa's Parking Ticket
Santa got a ticket for double parking his sleigh...errr Ford Taurus, in Brooklyn on Black Friday!
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Socks Has Cancer!
Oh nos! This is not good kitty news. Socks, the Clinton cat who ruled the White House in the 90's, has cancer. :(
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'The Birds' Barbie
This is an official Barbie, made by Mattel for the 45th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.
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Bush Shoe Attack Flash Games!
Thank you internet, for producing two timely and effective Bush shoe attack flash games!
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A Brief History of Successful Celebrity Bombings
So Bush almost took a pair of shoes to the face over the weekend, but he's hardly the first celebrity/politician to get nailed.
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'The Media is Dying' Twitter
A new Twitter feed is tracking the multitudes of media layoffs in one big, happy place.
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