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Soothing Sleep Pillow With Fireman Image and Crochet Trim
Is it just me, or is this the ultimate PLEASE SET ME UP WITH SOMEONE. ANYONE. cry for help?
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NSFW (Sort Of): Batgina!
I think it's ridiculous that anyone should have to label a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs as NSFW, but I guess that's the kind of world we live in. But more importantly: hey, everyone, someone made a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs!!!
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Things We Should Never Own
Who is buying these things? Are there a bunch of 40 year old goths running out to spend $100 on mangled blue rabbits with bloody porcelain faces? What do they do with them once they buy them? Is it like when you’d go over to your grandma’s house and she’d pull out her suitcases of antique dolls to show you, smacking at your hand when you tried to play with them?
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Nutjobs Really Love Frosted Photo Edges.
It's Halloween at Craftastrophe, and you know what that means: costume fails, decorative nightmares, and tons and tons of creepy dolls. Not only does this one fail on the artisanal level, it's looks like it's about to bust a rhyme, posed in front of a sequined red backdrop, and features photoshopped frosted edges.
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How to Be Alone Forever
What's creepier than a reborn baby doll? THIS GUY.
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How To Kill A Hard On
Nothin' says "sexy" quite like felted yarn and bad embroidery. Check out this corset, thong, and pasty set from Etsy: for just $160 you can cover your boobs with storybook characters and become your boy (or girl) friend's knitted nightmare! Sure to dampen hard-ons everywhere.
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Twilight Fans Reach a New Low: Ed-Turd and Bella Keychains
From the seller's description, "You will notice that Ed-turd is a little paler and he sparkles!" Yes. Yes he does.
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Sculptures of Pregnant Women Having Sex Are Always a Craftastrophe
Still unclear as to who will buy a $1,395.00 sculpture of an armless preggo crushing a very teeny man.
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Nothing Says Sexy Like Dismembered Baby Parts.
This corset from Etsy is a prime example of why women should never take their fashion cues from Katy Perry. Not only is there a creepy baby face staring from your sternum, there's baby hands coming out of your nipples. And baby hand nipples is a mental image I never knew I didn't want to have.
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Creepiest Baby Shower Present Ever
Want to make your mother wish she'd never pushed for you to give her a grandchild? Get one of these to hang at your baby shower. This nutjob takes your sonogram picture and creates a painting that will "apture the joy of expecting a baby," which is apparently the same as 'the terror of running from an evil gnome.'
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The Best Kind of Cookie Jar | Craftastrophe
Good for cookies and MILK! Get it?
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Chopping and Chomping
PacMan is always cool. Even when housewares are involved. The end.
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Miley Cyrus May Be Annoying But She Still Didn't Deserve This.
Someone painted a pair of used jeans with this likeness of Miley Cyrus, only it came out looking like a puffy Caroline Rhea. If I were Billy Rae, I'd think of filing an injunction against this chick.
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How to Vomit Patriotism from Your Head.
Have you always wanted to draw the wrong kind of attention to yourself? Then look no further. This "conversation piece" promises to be a "swingy, beady eye catchy standout" that's also "classy by it's own sassy self". Get talked about (behind your back) while "flaunting this “after one’s own heart” object d'art."
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What Did This Rabbit Ever Do to You, Scott A. A. Bibbus?
This most recent post from Craftastrophe is particularly disturbing. Not only because it's a bloody rabbit with even bloodier duck feet, but because (according to its creator, Scott a. a. Bibbus) it's supposedly a "[totem] to the human defense mechanisms developed in the face of our own mortality." Yeah, sure it is.
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Eric Cartman Comes to the World of Papier Mache. Sort Of.
Being a complete juvenile at heart, when I saw this papier mache bowl (that can't handle water, btw) I immediately harkened back to the episode of South Park where Cartman tries to pass himself off as special enough for the Special Olympics. Durr.
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Mommy Dearest: Crafts and the Ugliest Dog Ever
Maybe this dog was a poor choice for model.
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Folk Artist Mary Sees Nothing Funny About Her Painting. We See a Vagina.
Is it just me, or does this "Welcome to Sleepy Hollow" painting look a little (or a lot) like an, ahem, lady's hollow?
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Toys That Might Hurt You
Snappy the RazorSquirrel, who is explicitly “not appropriate for childrenâ€, is the product of 2 Canadian sisters who got the bright idea to craft incredibly unappealing toys for adults out of recycled materials, felt, and…uh…office equipment.
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Kitten Heads: The Next Big Symbol | Craftastrophe
Kitten Head on Amputee. Touching. Heartwrenching. Badly painted.
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