Betty White Raps on Community
Furthering her quest to be the world's most beloved actress, Betty White joined Troy and Abed in the Greendale Community College study room last night to record this Anthropology-themed follow up to their earlier hit, La Biblioteca.
Poor Spongebob
What a bad day to be absorbent.
Fellatio May Significantly Decrease the Risk of Breast Cancer in Women
Um...yay? Is it just me or is CNN Health really reaching for stories these days? (via Pickles and Onions) [Edit: Just realized this article is from 2003. My opinion on CNN Health still stands.]
17 Pictures of Angry Fruit
Who knew fruit had so much pent up anger?
Jon Stewart's Surprise NYU Lecture
If their professor doesn't receive a teacher of the year award for setting this up, the teacher of the year award bar is set way too high. If I'd been in that class, I probably would have fainted. Or burst into tears. Or both. Probably both.
Double Rainbow Costume
I think I've found the end of the double rainbow meme, you guys. Props to this dude for at least picking a meme costume that won't sic the police on him.
Gangsta Nap
No homo? This is really sweet though.
Supernatural Collective Nouns
I could have guessed that a group of sexbots is called a harem, but I never would have known that a group of molemen is called a bureau.
PSAs From Your Favorite Characters
Thanks to some of our favorite characters and these awesome public service announcements, kids today always say 'no' to drugs, bullies are non existent, and young viewers no longer struggle to differentiate between reality and fiction.
49 Pictures of Baby Elephants
Happy Elephant Appreciation Day! If I could genetically engineer an elephant to stay a baby forever, I'd totally keep one as a pet. These guys are just too cute!
Baby Porcupine With Hiccups Eats a Banana
What better way to start your Wednesday than with this adorable video?
Burn This Bikini
Burn it with fire! [D-Listed via Poorly Dressed]
Shirtless Harry Shum Dances In Slow Motion
Glee returns to TV tonight, so here's a post of Harry Shum (Mike Chang) dancing shirtless in slow motion. As Matt would say, "I'm being relevant!"
Senate Blocks Attempt to Repeal DADT
Sad news in politics today as Republicans in the Senate successfully filibustered a defense authorization bill that would have opened the door to repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell with a final vote of 56 to 43.
Martin Loofah King
The irony here is that there's a special circle of hell reserved for people who actually use this product.
Look Like A Badass* On This Sideways Bike
This unique sideways bicycle designed by Michael Killian utilizes the same balance correction skills required of snowboarders. Ladies love snowboarders, so the transitive property is in your favor here. *mustache not included.
Meet Oprah Winfrey, 50 Cent's Dog
She has a broken leg because PETA threw red paint on Fiddy's fur coat. It's okay though, he took her to the doctor.
Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak's New Song: 'Google Me'
My favorite thing about this song is the way it rhymes words with themselves instead of with other, similar sounding words.
Top Signs That You’re a Pretentious Asshole
If you like this list because you think it's "ironic"...you're probably a pretentious asshole.
Prohibition Protest Signs
With Boardwalk Empire premiering last night, it seemed only fitting to take a look back at the state of protest in the 20s. These guys could learn a thing or two about sign-making from the Tea Partiers. Where are the misspelled words? The accusations of communism? The sparkle paint? The kegs of--oh...right.