Star Trek Wetsuits. Really? REALLY?
There's a lot of cool merchandise out there in the Star Trek franchise, but some things I just don't get. These made-for-a-BAMF wetsuits are probably flying off the shelves though, so if you want yours I'd suggest ordering now before it's too late!
The Catch-22 Of Fire Escape Exits
In case of fire, stand with your nose in the corner and wait.
Norwegian Boy Saves Sister From Moose Attack Using WoW Skills
When Hans Jørgen Olsen and his younger sister were attacked by a moose, he used skills he had learned in World of Warcraft to protect them. The most surprising part of this story is that a WoW player was outdoors.
The Official Miley Cyrus Aging Timeline
Miley Cyrus has changed a lot since she first began her "acting" and "singing" career. Here's a definitive timeline of her transformation so far.
Sit-com Houses Are All The Same
How many of these sets do you think were reused by other sit-coms?
The Worst of the Worst Infomerical Acting
People who don't get cast in movies end up on soap operas. People who don't get cast on soap operas appear in this video.
New Trend Alert: Silly Bandz
Move over Pokemon & Beanie Babies, a new trend is being banned in middle and elementary schools around the country: Silly Bandz. These brightly colored rubber bands come in various shapes and are perfect for bartering with on the playground. I don't claim to understand this trend, but as someone who collected quite a few pogs in her day, I give kudos to the children for latching onto something that actually has a practical use.
Photography's Longest Exposure
Justin Quinnell took this photograph with a pinhole camera made from an empty soda can, which he strapped to a telephone pole overlooking Bristol's Clifton Suspension Bridge. The camera remained at the top of the telephone pole for six months, during which it captured the different phases of the sun.
The Gates of Hell Just Opened in Guatemala
This image was posted by the Guatemalan government after a sinkhole suddenly appeared in the middle of a street intersection. Luckily no one was harmed, but my crackpot theory that the Guatemalan government is in bed with the devil has never been more steadfast. (Via Gizmodo). EDIT: Apparently this has happened before.
Wind Powered Walking Sculptures
Dutch artist Theo Jansen creates kinetic sculptures that walk using the power of the wind. Sure they don't have the AI of robots, but if I saw a herd of them coming at me on a beach, I'd probably run. (Via Toxel)
Subway Finally Agrees to Tessellate Cheese
Every generation has a moment that defines it.
Arthur: Expectations V. Reality
Had Marc Brown ever seen an animal before he created these characters?
The Pros and Cons of Vagcycling
Pros: No one will steal your bicycle. Cons: You have a hairy, wooly, knit vagina on your bike.
When Cats Pray
Fluffy was never allowed back in church after this one...
Subliminal Advertising at a Movie Theater
Sex sells. Always has, always will.
Clusterf*ck of Awesome: Optimum Triple Play Commercial
Okay, so I don't understand about 90% of what's going on here and that one guy in the background has questionably poor skills with a sword, but everyone else seems to be having so much fun that whatever they're selling, I'm buying. What? Oh, this isn't an ad for a tropical vacation cruise? Never mind then.
Ellen Creates Record Label, Signs Grayson Chance
Grayson Chance visited Ellen's studio again this morning where he received not only a $10,000 check for winning Ellen's web entertainment contest, a brand new Yamaha piano, and news that Ellen has started a new record label and has signed him as her first artist.
How Not To Tell Your Child That Santa Isn't Real
The schadenfreudian in me kind of wishes that this photo wasn't shopped.
What Disney Princesses Teach Girls
We've seen the Disney Princesses deconstructed and we've seen what the Disney Princes teach boys. Here's what the Disney Princesses teach girls.
Six Degrees of John Mayer's Manhood
The fact that this chart has both a "Nickelodeon Cluster" (Disney, really) and a "Crabs Nebula" is both disturbing and hilarious. Full size image here.