Every Secret Ingredient On Iron Chef Supercut
And the secret ingredient is...ENTHUSIASM!
Michael Lohan's Song to Lindsay
Four years after the release of Lindsay's single, Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father), Michael Lohan has finally issued a song of his own (written during his incarceration) in response. Also, he had a friend of his do the vocals because even Michael Lohan knows Michael Lohan is talentless. Via.
Don't Cross Antoine Dodson
This serious news report about a rape attempt in Madison County might also function as a reality show audition tape for the victim's brother (1:00 mark).
Nerd Love
Solve for i and put a ring on it. This is real love.
12 Celebrity Hair Evolutions
Celebrities change their hair as often as most people change their underwear. From the bizarre to the outdated to the trendsetting, here are 12 celebrity hair evolutions.
Jessi Slaughter's Boyfriend?
YouTube user Kenneth14132 wants his haters to know that Carrie Mashall is a bitch, and also (at 1:30) that he uses a leopard print hair dryer to achieve his perfectly coiffed look.
Finally, A Beach That's Safe For Sheep
What happened to the beach being a fun, family vacation spot? You know this wouldn't be a rule if it hadn't been a problem in the past.
Celebrities With Cats
Celebrity Pussy is a tumblog devoted to pictures of celebrities with cats. If you clicked here looking for something else, well...I'm sorry, that's just not my fault.
Dogs Fur Jesus
Glory, glory, Howl-le-lu-ya! I think this is one furry's attempt at getting into heaven...
Chewbacca On a Giant Squirrel Fighting Nazis
With a crossbow. Yeah.
10 Famous Quotes Translated 56 Times
FunnyTranslator.com is a website that will take any bit of text you enter and translate it up to 56 times through 56 different languages. Think of it as a giant game of telephone where the results are always nonsensical, generally hilarious, and occasionally profound.
Valley Girl Contest (1982)
Gag me with a spoon. I'd rather go to a KKK rally than to one of these things.
Foreskin Man Comic Book
Foreskin Man is like Superman, if Lex Luthor was a mohel and not a corrupt businessman out to take over the world. In this issue, Foreskin Man can be seen fighting the evil Mr. Mutilator, who looks like he's been crafted entirely out of discarded foreskins. [Ed. Note: Did I just cross a line? Try to disagree with me on that one though. Just try. You know I'm right.]
50 Russian Nesting Dolls for Geeks
Move over, My Little Pony, there's a new geek doll in town.
Doggie Boob Scarf
See also: Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves.
Resident Evil Does the CanCan
This is probably the most head-splosion-y version of the CanCan ever produced. It. Is. Awesome.
Home Sheep Home [Game Battle]
In this cute flash game from the makers of Shaun the Sheep, you must get Shirly, Shaun and Timmy home safely.
Toddler Imitates Preacher
He makes just about as much sense, too. This is definitely the funniest thing I've seen all week. Wait for the 1:40 mark for extreme LOLs.
Reporter Knocks Over Skateboarding Boy
I'm surprised this kid got away with just a scrape. [Ed. Note: About 2 years ago I did the same thing to a little girl who was holding her dad's hand while ice skating. My reaction was about as smooth as this guy's.]
50 Intense Nailpolish Designs
If you love something, let it go. If you really love something, stick it on your nails and call it art. From awesome to off-the-walls crazy, here are some of the most intense nail polish designs from around the web.