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Camelflage: A Cure For Cameltoe

Got cameltoe? Then you need Camelflage panties! Branded as the "original visual privacy garment" and selling for $19.99 a pair, I was disappointed to learn they don't also function as an invisibility cloak to hide your shame at wearing a product called camelflage.

Why Commas Are Important

This ad for The White Grotto, found in a 1916 issue of Froth (now Phroth) humor magazine, highlights the importance of proper comma usage. If you still don't get it after the first sentence, you've read too far.

Subway Cheese Tessellation Transition Is Not Going Smoothly

In June, Subway announced that on July 1st they would begin tessellating their cheese triangles in stores nationwide and the internet rejoiced. Some rebellious Subway managers have rejected this new order in favor of forcing customers to pay more for extra cheese. In other cases, employees simply take pride in providing dissatisfactory service. Either way, this is blasphemy!