Cat Adopts Baby Red Panda
Well that's just adorable.
10 Quirky Science Tricks For Parties
Whip these tricks out at a party and at least you'll be remembered even if they don't get you laid.
25 Awful Star Trek Tattoos
Tattoos are forever. Live long and prosper.
50 My Little Pony Mods for Geeks
Today is Embrace Your Geekness Day and to celebrate, here's a collection of 50 of the best geeked-out My Little Pony dolls.
Camelflage: A Cure For Cameltoe
Got cameltoe? Then you need Camelflage panties! Branded as the "original visual privacy garment" and selling for $19.99 a pair, I was disappointed to learn they don't also function as an invisibility cloak to hide your shame at wearing a product called camelflage.
This Cat is Drunk
So very, very drunk.
John Mayer Parodies LeBron James to Announce Tour Dates
Unlike LeBron James, however, John Mayer plans to bring his skills to as many cities as he possibly can. Also, he kept his announcement under 2 minutes, and for that, I am grateful.
Behind the Scenes of a Domino's Commercial
After witnessing them screw a pizza to a board, the strange flavor of Domino's pizza suddenly makes sense. You'll never be able to watch a pizza commercial the same way again.
Most Editorial Headline Ever
So how much do you think Burger King paid them for that "monster whopper" product placement?
Remote Control For Grandparents
This DIY remote control mod combines my grandma's love of homemade crafts with my love of not being called every time the TV won't turn on into the perfect gift. Stick a bow on it, I'm done here.
"Up" Engagement Ring Box
This ring box modeled after Carl's house will go nicely with your "Up!" themed engagement photos.
Happy Birthday, Richard Simmons!
In honor of Richard Simmons' 62nd birthday, here's a video titled "Richard Simmons Loves You." We love you too, Richard. Don't ever forget it.
How To Become a Town Crier
In honor of National Town Criers Day, here's Peterborough's town crier, Pearl Capewell, with tips on how to be a town crier.
American Governors Against Sorcery
In all my time working at BuzzFeed (about a month) this is by far the best e-mail we've recieved from someone asking for help promoting their cause. Still not intrigued? I'll give you two words: sorcery rape.
Don't Shit Your Pants [Game Battle]
In this simple text-adventure game, you must figure out how to get to the bathroom without shitting your pants. Pretty self explanatory, really. Good luck!
Best/Worst Mom Ever
Either BJ's mom wanted her son to know how proud she is to be his mother...or she's an out and proud MILF. Either way, BJ probably doesn't like having friends over after school.
Scared Kid Trying To Sing Happy Birthday
To be fair, if I had to sing Happy Birthday to Roseanne Barr, this would probably be my reaction too.
Why Commas Are Important
This ad for The White Grotto, found in a 1916 issue of Froth (now Phroth) humor magazine, highlights the importance of proper comma usage. If you still don't get it after the first sentence, you've read too far.
Subway Cheese Tessellation Transition Is Not Going Smoothly
In June, Subway announced that on July 1st they would begin tessellating their cheese triangles in stores nationwide and the internet rejoiced. Some rebellious Subway managers have rejected this new order in favor of forcing customers to pay more for extra cheese. In other cases, employees simply take pride in providing dissatisfactory service. Either way, this is blasphemy!
Will It Blend: Vuvuzela
Consider the vuvuzela officially beaten...er...blended to death.