"The Message"
Does this mean that we have Spellcheck to thank for all the wars?
How To Escape Superman's Shadow (when You're Related to Him)
Nice try, Specialman.
Spotted: Flying Spaghetti Monster At Tennessee Courthouse
The government fucks up a lot. Here's one instance in which they succeeded, with help from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
How Fire Extinguishers Really Work
Finally an explanation for why fire extinguisher foam tastes so delicious.
How LOST Should Have Ended
During its six season run, there were many theories about what was really happening to the characters on LOST.
Tina Fey To Receive Top Mark Twain Humor Prize
Tina Fey has been announced as this year's winner of nation's top humor prize, named after Mark Twain, from the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. For her hilarious and stellar work on SNL, 30 Rock, Mean Girls, and more this is nothing less than exactly what she deserves.
LOST Is Just One Big Palindrome
If you play the opening scene of LOST in reverse, it lines up incredibly well with the closing scene of the finale. And if you watch the whole series in reverse, you find out that Paul's dead. via.
Which Came First? (Furry Edition)
Which came first? The scared puppy or the scary, scary, "can't be unseen" mess of a fursuit?
Heidi Montag Talks To God
This exclusive transcript of Heidi Montag's conversation with God before she had her 10 plastic surgeries is surprising only in the sense that she has a fairly decent grasp on the English language.
Hilarious Protest Sign Of The Day
Oh paranoia, you've gone just a step too far. "America uses mini robots and poison to murder humans."
5 Great Literal Music Videos and 1 Awesome One
Do you ever notice how absurd the imagery is in music videos? You're not alone. Here's a collection of 5 of the best literal music video translations on YouTube and one awesome rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart (which has been around forever, I know, but it's too good to leave out of this list).
Liza Minelli Sings Single Ladies
Liza Minelli sings Beyonce's Single Ladies for the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack. If she does the Single Ladies dance as well, she'll be my new hero.
Conan V. Leno At The Emmy's
I'm not sure where this falls in the "being the bigger man" category, but Conan has submitted his version of The Tonight Show to run against Leno's in this year's Emmy competition. Both versions of The Tonight Show are up against The Daily Show, so while I'd love to cheer on Team Coco, I have a feeling he's gonna lose this spot, too.
20 Awesome Things About Bacon
The great Homer Simpson once said, "Mmm...unexplained bacon."
World's Oldest Sex Toy
Scientists at the University of Tubingen discovered the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together over a dozen fragments to create "a 30,000 year old ice age penis." Who needs fancy vibrating beads, spinning motors, and cutesy animal names when you can shove a piece of rock where the sun don't shine?
This Fall, The Shat Hits The Fan
Check out some behind the scenes preview clips from CBS's television adaptation of the popular twitter account, Shit My Dad Says, starring William Shatner.
Fan-Made Power Rangers Reboot
Disney has sold the Power Rangers back to its original owner, Haim Saban, who plans on reinvigorating the heroes for a new generation.
Periodic Table of Superhero Powers
I'm a BEcEaGtGeVHFz. (I wish). What are you? (Via Geekologie.)
A Tribute to Richard LaMotta, Creator Of The Chipwich
Richard LaMotta, creator of the best ice-cream-chocolate-chip hybrid sandwich, the Chipwich died last Tuesday of a heart attack. This post is dedicated to his delicious contribution to society. RIP. (via NYT)
Dark Knight Meets Toy Story 2
Woody is the Joker, Buzz is Batman, and T-Rex is Alfred, naturally.