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First Family's Dog Arrives At White House!

Forget Unemployment, Forget the bad economy, forget Somali pirates: The Obama's first dog, a Portugese Water Dog, originally named Charlie, is set to be introduced to the public early this week. Look for stories about the breed; Charlie's previous owners; the Texas Kennel that gave the Obama's the dog; the dogs training; former Presidential dogs; and other heartwarming articles/postings. BTW- It is expected the Obama's will change Charlie's name.!

The Truth About Area 51!

We can all rest easier today. Five Area 51 employees have sat down with the LA Times and revealed what went on at Nevada's super secret military base. Forget UFO's, the Gov't was testing super secret military planes. That's it. No Aliens! No Flying Saucers! Just planes (including the U-2, the A-12 OXCART and the F-117). There is no confirmation that a group of 'Men in Black' had visited the Los Angeles Times after this article was published

Ann Kelly

Arthur Kelly recently filed for divorce from Ann Kelly after 17 years of marriage, stating that his wife "committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen." Springsteen is currently is touring with the E Street Band, and there has been no comment from his spokespeople.

Nick Adenhart Killed

Los Angeles Angels Pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a hit and run auto accident last night in Fullerton, CA. after making his 2009 debut last night against the Oakland Athletics. He pitched six shut-out innings before being relieved by the bullpen. A truly sad story!

Cosmic Hand in Space!

NASA has released a photo of what look like a cosmic hand in space. The blue hand-like structure was created by energy emanating from the nebula around they dying star PSR B1509-58. The red areas are from a neighboring gas cloud called RCW 89 according to NASA

USAF Staff Sgt.Phillip A. Meyers

For the first time in 18 years, the media ban against pictures of fallen U.S. service members returning home has been lifted. The first photo is that of United States Air Force Staff Sargent Phillip A. Meyers killed in a roadside bombing in Afghanistan on Saturday.

The Naked Nanny - Sarah Slicker

Sarah Slicker was babysitting a four year old boy, when during a James Bond Movie, the boy asked her to disrobe. His mother walked in- and all hell broke loose. Slicker served a year in jail, and was placed on 10 years probation. She is not allowed any contact with children, including her young son. A judge denied her removal from probation so she could bond with her son.

Richard Poplawski - Cop Killer!

In less than 4 hours, 3 Pittsburgh Police officers were dead, and Richard Poplawski became a name that many will never forget. Poplawski, was wearing body-armor and was ready for a battle with police, when they repsponded to a domestic disturbance at his Stanton Heights House. Recently laid-off from his job, and believing the Obama Administration was going to ban guns, Poplawksi held S.W.A.T at bay for four hours, before giving up. Why he didn't shoot himself is a question that many will be asking!

Big Black Cats Invade NYC Suburb!

If you live near Palisades, NY, you may have seen the signs: NOTICE - SUSPICIOUS ANIMAL SIGHTINGS! Reports of large Black Cats have been reported in or near this NYC suburb causing authorities to be concerned. The felines are said to be larger than mid-sized dogs! Sounds like the premise for a B-Movie!