First Family's Dog Arrives At White House!
Forget Unemployment, Forget the bad economy, forget Somali pirates: The Obama's first dog, a Portugese Water Dog, originally named Charlie, is set to be introduced to the public early this week. Look for stories about the breed; Charlie's previous owners; the Texas Kennel that gave the Obama's the dog; the dogs training; former Presidential dogs; and other heartwarming articles/postings. BTW- It is expected the Obama's will change Charlie's name.!
The Truth About Area 51!
We can all rest easier today. Five Area 51 employees have sat down with the LA Times and revealed what went on at Nevada's super secret military base. Forget UFO's, the Gov't was testing super secret military planes. That's it. No Aliens! No Flying Saucers! Just planes (including the U-2, the A-12 OXCART and the F-117). There is no confirmation that a group of 'Men in Black' had visited the Los Angeles Times after this article was published
Woody Harrelson Mistakes Paparazzi for Zombies!
Actor Woody Harrelson, arriving at LaGuardia airport after completing filming the movie Zombieland attacked a TMZ cameraman/reporter punching him and breaking his camera. Today Harrelson admitted he mistook the reporter for a Zombie......Police are investigating the attack!
Fire Tagging!
NY Street Artist Ellis G has a new obsession - Fire Tagging!
Woman Watches Home Being Burglarized On the Internet
According to TSG, Jeanne Thomas, 43 was sitting at her office desk monitoring a live video stream from her home, when she saw two intruders appear. Thomas immediately called 911 and the two burglars were arrested. So much for having two dogs at home to watch the house!
Scream Mask Appears On Bar of Soap!
Edvard Munch's The Scream figure mysteriously appeared on a bar of soap in the UK. What more can be said? Photoshopped?
Ann Kelly
Arthur Kelly recently filed for divorce from Ann Kelly after 17 years of marriage, stating that his wife "committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen." Springsteen is currently is touring with the E Street Band, and there has been no comment from his spokespeople.
Nick Adenhart Killed
Los Angeles Angels Pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a hit and run auto accident last night in Fullerton, CA. after making his 2009 debut last night against the Oakland Athletics. He pitched six shut-out innings before being relieved by the bullpen. A truly sad story!
American Chopper's Paul Sr. Fires Son Paul Jr.
For seven years, Paul Teutul has been at odds with son Paul Jr. as they worked together at Orange County Choppers. But the sh*t hit the fan finally, as in a fit of rage Senior fired Junior. What incited the firing? Paulie was late again!! The firing episode kicks off the new American Chopper season on TLC....How ironic!
Jump Snap: The Ropeless Jump Rope
It looks more like a sex toy, but the Jump Snap is being marketed as a ropeless jump rope that will help you burn calories and lose weight. Consumerist calls it " The Dumbest Infomercial Product Ever."
Le Billionaire Champagne -a $2.75 Million Dollar Bottle of Bubbly!
$2.75 million dollars for a bottle of Champagne? 5 bottles of Le Billionaire Champagne dressed in fur and diamonds were produced by Leon Verres. If you are interested, you had better hurry, because four of the five have been sold. A Miniature Bottle for the masses will be introduced at $2,750 a bottle.
Cosmic Hand in Space!
NASA has released a photo of what look like a cosmic hand in space. The blue hand-like structure was created by energy emanating from the nebula around they dying star PSR B1509-58. The red areas are from a neighboring gas cloud called RCW 89 according to NASA
USAF Staff Sgt.Phillip A. Meyers
For the first time in 18 years, the media ban against pictures of fallen U.S. service members returning home has been lifted. The first photo is that of United States Air Force Staff Sargent Phillip A. Meyers killed in a roadside bombing in Afghanistan on Saturday.
The Naked Nanny - Sarah Slicker
Sarah Slicker was babysitting a four year old boy, when during a James Bond Movie, the boy asked her to disrobe. His mother walked in- and all hell broke loose. Slicker served a year in jail, and was placed on 10 years probation. She is not allowed any contact with children, including her young son. A judge denied her removal from probation so she could bond with her son.
Richard Poplawski - Cop Killer!
In less than 4 hours, 3 Pittsburgh Police officers were dead, and Richard Poplawski became a name that many will never forget. Poplawski, was wearing body-armor and was ready for a battle with police, when they repsponded to a domestic disturbance at his Stanton Heights House. Recently laid-off from his job, and believing the Obama Administration was going to ban guns, Poplawksi held S.W.A.T at bay for four hours, before giving up. Why he didn't shoot himself is a question that many will be asking!
National Cleavage Day!
Wonderbra has declared April 3, National Cleavage Day! I am wondering how one would celebrate!
Random Conversation- Cooked Oatmeal Icecream
It's kinda scary carrying on a conversation with someone who is sitting at a computer, probably with posters of something on the wall, wondering what the heck is going on here. I couldn't get but two lines in on my conversation.....
Big Black Cats Invade NYC Suburb!
If you live near Palisades, NY, you may have seen the signs: NOTICE - SUSPICIOUS ANIMAL SIGHTINGS! Reports of large Black Cats have been reported in or near this NYC suburb causing authorities to be concerned. The felines are said to be larger than mid-sized dogs! Sounds like the premise for a B-Movie!
Pope John Paul II & Blonde Nightclub Flyer Sparks Controversy!
Catholics and Poles are outraged at Berserk at Club Fire nightclub in Ipswich for using Pope John Paul II carousing with a young blonde and holding a beer. It has been ordered remove by a Government agency, but lives forever on the net!
Fark Announces New Design Change! The Fark Experience!
Drew Curtis founder of Fark.com announced to the web community a change in the Fark.com format to make it more of a social networking site. After initial beta testing, The Fark Experience was launched much to the chagrin of legion of Fark.com fans