Hammers to Clear Constipation
When you're drunk, you don't always have the best ideas, but at least this guy had follow-through.
Big Cock Energy Drink!
No Joke! From down under comes Big Cock Energy Drink. According to the product: “Big Cock is passionately formulated to arouse you into a heightened state of Stimulation."
Baboon Gang Violence
Baboons attack a car at a Safari Park! The driver has no choice but to just sit there and take it.
2nd Sprite Ad Banned in Germany!
Those ad folks for Coca-Cola's Sprite Brand push the envelope in Germany with this over-the-top sexual ad. Not to be confused with the Original Sprite Ad that has been banned by German officials earlier this week! Some folks are saying that these ads were never intended to run, but only created on spec for Sprite!
Onion Video -The Apollo Moon Landing! NSFW
This video is around 3 years old, but the audio track, albeit NSFW, still makes me laugh. I hope now that the Chinese bought The Onion....they can find their sense of humor!
Burn Notice's Jeffrey Donovan Busted!
Jeffrey Donovan plays suave ex-spy Michael Weston on USA's Burn Notice, and his ability to get him out of messes is the basis for this top-rated series. But last week, Donovan couldn't get out of a DUI in Miami and he was arrested. Wonder how Fi and Sam will get Donovan out of this mess!
Kelly Hildebrandt to Marry Kelly Hildebrandt!
Kelly Hildebrandt met Kelly Hildebrandt on Facebook, after she searched her name. They emailed each other for months, and then they finally met- love blossomed and the two Kelly Hildebrandts are planning to get married!
My Trek to See Buzzfeeds Peggy Wang!
I found out Buzzfeed's Peggy Wang and her band The Pain of Being Pure at Heart would be at a house party in the Silverlake district of L.A. - So I decided to leave the confines of the suburbs, and go meet Peggy. . I met Peggy and what a sweetheart! As I was leaving I saw a couple police cars making their way towards the house, and only Peggy can tell the end of this story! Perhaps next time Peggy's in town, I can take her to an Adult Video Shoot!
Cruel Practical Joke Backfires!
A young woman in a parking garage was the recipient of a cruel practical joke by a foreign TV program. Not only did the recipient breakdown after joke was played on her. The producers continued to milk the episode, until she literally slugged the producer!
Dog With Real Eyebrows!
What? A dog with eyebrows? A reporter found one in Japan (obviously).
Gordon Waller of Peter & Gordon Has Died!
Gordon Waller, one-half of the singing Duo, Peter & Gordon has died at the age of 62 from heart failure. The duo made their claim to fame with "World Without Love", "I Go To Pieces" and Lady Godvia during the British music invasion in the early 1960's.
News Anchor Walter Cronkite Dead
Legendary CBS News Anchor Walter Cronkite has died at the age of 92. For a whole generation, a fatherly figure is gone, but his stories and style will remain as a benchmark for broadcast journalism.
Bumper Sticker For Shoes!
These are just prototype stickers, but still, they make for good conversation! What stickers would you like to see?
Crazy Vendor Response to Problem! NSFW!
A company called Urban Expressions didn't ship a buyers product, so an email inquiry was written. Suffice it to say that, since the then-owner was selling the company, he didn't care too much about goodwill towards the consumer's issue!
Man Destroys 'Big Ben' House Of Cards
Bryan Berg spent days building a miniature version of Big Ben standing tall in a Las Vegas casino when two people came over to congratulate him. Unfortunately, one of the guys got pushed into the display. When the first time didn't knock all the cards down, a dive into the display did the trick.
Virgin Mary Bird Poop!
A Bryan, TX man came home after 4 months of rehabilitation after an auto accident, and came to find bird droppings on the side mirror of his truck resembled The Virgin Mary. The family has removed the mirror and has it for the public to view!
Paperclips Do Magnetic Dance On Train!
This video shot on the Rokko Liner in Kobe, Japan shows how the magnetic field of starting and stopping can make paperclips dance. Though, under the floor, the magnetic field could damage credit cards, and other electronic devices.
Paul McCartney Marquee Performance On David Letterman!
Paul McCartney returns to The Ed Sullivan Theater performing on top of the marquee for The David Letterman Show!
Cody Connelly Suing American Chopper and Paul Sr.!
Paul Teutel Sr. Owner of Orange County Choppers tormented young Cody Connelly (along with everyone else) for a few seasons on Discovery Channel's American Choppers. In 2007 Cody had enough and left to start his Chopper Company V Force Customs with Vinnie DiMartino. Now Cody wants his back pay from OCC for using his likeness, and for episodes he wasn't paid for. This lawsuit outta' sit well with Paul Sr- and hopefully a camera crew caught his reaction on tape!
Angelic Michael Jackson Appears On Car Hood!
Gary Slogget was taking some pictures of his car so he could post them online to help in its sale. When he saw the pictures, he was amazed. On the hood of the car was an "angelic" Michael Jackson! No doubt this will NOT be the end of MJ sightings!