Richard Chemel
Jennifer Garner's Ripped Underwear is Showing!
First it was Zac Efron's earwax...today it's Jennifer Garner bending over and her ripped underwear was showing. These recent crop of photos show that celebrities are human and the paparazzi is there to catch everything!
Richard Chemel
Bill O'Reilly Boycotts Sean Penn Movies!
Fox News Bill O'Reilly, in an in-depth Hollywood Reporter Interview states his dislike for actor/activist Sean Penn -"He’s a great actor, and if you hire him, you’ll get a good performance. I’m just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chávez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my ten bucks. That’s my right as an American."
Richard Chemel
Porn Actress Bree Olsen Goes Bezerk On Cameraman!
Porn Actress Bree Olsen walked off a radio show, only to be confronted by a staff reporter and cameraman. The shrill of her voice- "Give Me That Tape" bellows throughout after she went bezerk on the camera person. It's obvious, they didn't give her the tape!
Richard Chemel
Subway Grampa Serves Knuckle Sandwich to Rowdy Teen!
Grey power lives as a teen was getting rowdy on a Russian subway, harrassing an older man- only to have the man haul off and punch the teen a couple of times.
Richard Chemel
Honda - Let It Shine Spot!
To promote Honda's Insight Hybrid Automobiles, the company has created a commercial that looks like a computerized LED screen, rather than hundreds of cars using their headlights in synch. The call-to-action appears at the end.
Richard Chemel
Chevy Dealership Fight
A TV news crew was doing a story about Wayland Chevy Dealership closing its doors, when a fight broke out between an employee and management. Howard Beale lives!
Richard Chemel
ComputerTan - Tanning Directly From Your Computer Screen!
ComputerTan, the worlds first online tanning service, offers a deep, long-lasting tan from the convenience of your computer. Be Forewarned - you will be subject to some upselling that is graphic in nature
Richard Chemel
The Hotelicopter
Planning a summer vacation? What about traveling and staying in style? The Hotelicopter boasts 18 "luxury-appointed" rooms, wireless, and even room service....the flying hotel will making its 14-day maiden voyage this summer.
Richard Chemel
KFC's Offer to Fill Cities Potholes!
KFC recently completed a pothole filling program for it's home city of Louisville at no charge to the city. Now the fried chicken eatery is reaching out to 4 other cities, offering the pothole filling service to them. The catch: "Refreshed by KFC" stenciled in chalk has to appear on the fresh asphalt. KFC and Potholes... a new trend in branding!
Richard Chemel
Octomom's Past Includes Topless Dancing!
Octomom Nadya Suleman admits to the National Enquirer that her past included a stint at topless dancing. But when she was expected to give lap dances, she quit that job. It was when she was 18 in the "investigative" stage of life. This Octomom story is going to be with us throughout our lifetimes....what a thought!
Richard Chemel
Subtle Butt- Disposable Fart Filters
Perhaps you or one of your colleagues has a problem with passing smelly gas. A new product, Subtle Butt is available that may alleviate that problem. SB is a gas-neutralizing patch that affixes to your underwear, and uses activated carbon to filter the stench. The company also makes Skid Out a "deodorant, drip & drool" remover.
Richard Chemel
Information Age Prayer- Website Will Pray For You For A Fee!
Want the extra edge with God, but don't have the time to pray on a daily basis? This new text to speech subscription web site takes your prayer, and voices it to God. You can pick from 4 different religions (and unaffiliated), and the fee is dependent on the length of the prayer.
Richard Chemel
Daydream Believer- The Literal Video Version
Take a song you like, any song, and add literal lyrics, and you get a song that mirror the action on the screen. Daydream Believer- The Literal Video Version makes The Monkees look almost real.
Richard Chemel
CNN's Bobbie Battista Joins Onion News Network!
In what can only be called surrealistic at best, former CNN News Anchor has joined the Onion News Network as Evening News Anchor. Battista has a large following of fans, but it remains to be seen whether they will accept her new role at The Onion.
Richard Chemel
SitorSquat! Worldwide Public Toilet Website!
Ever go into a public restroom, and wretch from the smell and the filth? Charmin Tissue is sponsoring SitorSquat.com, a reference website to find and report clean toilet locations worldwide. iPhone and BlackBerry compatible!
Richard Chemel
Google Street View Finds E.T.
Google Street View has photographed an E.T. figure in Berkeley Hts, NJ. Perhaps E.T. is lost, and since there are less and less pay phones- it is looking for a place to contact home!
Richard Chemel
The $20 Fifth-Third Burger! Feeds A Family of 4!
The West Michigan Whitecaps Baseball Club announced their 2009 concession items. Included is the Fifth-Third Burger, $20 for burger- which can feed a family of four. 5/3 Lb Grilled hamburger topped with lettuce, tomato, nacho cheese, chili, salsa and crunched tortilla chips make up the delicacy all this on a sesame seed bun!
Richard Chemel
Alina Percea's Virginity Auction!
Romanian Alina Percea, 18, is hoping to raise around $73,000 for school tuition, by auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder using a German dating web site. A weekend of sex is the prize in this auction, and so far the highest bid is only $7,300.
Richard Chemel
AIU Holdings Ltd.: AIG's New Name!
American International Group Inc. (AIG) has become AIU Holdings Ltd. This was done to "distinguish those well-capitalized businesses from AIG" according to a spokesperson. There's an old saying "you can put mustard in a ketchup bottle- it's still a ketchup bottle."
Richard Chemel
The Leko Car
Swedish Furniture Retailer Ikea is set to introduce an environmental friendly car- The Leko, the first of April. Little is known about the automobile, but the Leko does have the support of the World Wildlife Federation (WWF).
Richard Chemel
