Judge Scolds Female Sex Offender- "Can't You Get Yourself A Man"
Louisiana Judge Timothy Ellender scolded Maureen Lirette, 47 of Houma, LA for having sex with a group of boys some as young as 13. Ellender told her, "So this was a gang bang?” “Are you pleased with yourself? Can’t you get yourself a man?” Lirette received 5 years probation, and has to register as a sex offender.
Mariana Bridi Da Costa Tragedy!
Miss World Finalist Mariana Bridi da Costa contracted a rare urinary disease, Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacterium, cutting off the circulation in her limbs. She is resting in a Spanish hospital, after doctors amputated her arms and legs in a life-saving operation.
President Obama's Bullet Resistant Formal Wear!
Reports are circulating that President Barack Obama's formal wear for the Inauguration Balls was bullet resistant. Though the Secret Service will not confirm, there is speculation that the formal wear is from the line by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero. His line includes flexible and comfortable clothing, including $7,500 polo shirt that can stop a shot from a 9-mm revolver.
(NSFW) Russian Figure Skater's Wardrobe Malfunction
Russian figure skater Ekaterina Rubleva, 23 was being twirled around by her partner, Ivan Shefer, 25 as they competed in the European Championships when the malfunction occurred. Her top fell down revealing her breast, but being the professional's they are- the show went on. The team placed 12th for the routine!
Did Justice John Roberts Try to Screw Up Obama's Oath Intentionally?
An interesting conspiracy theory has arisen, It is being suggested that Obama repeated the oath exactly as he was supposed to. Not as given by Roberts... If President Obama had taken the oath as given by Roberts, some pundits may suggest he wouldn't "really" be POTUS. To add to all this- Roberts is a Republican, and Obama voted against Robert's appointment. Isn't this a fun day?
Racine, WI Mayor Gary Becker Resigns After Internet Sex Sting!
Racine, Wi Mayor Gary Becker has resigned after he was caught up in an Internet Sex Sting. Becker believed he was chatting with a 14 year girl, but in reality it was an investigator from the State Criminal Investigation division. The investigation began after a State IT worker discovered alleged child pornography on Becker's personal computer after the Mayor had asked the worker to fix it.
The Daily Beast Sells Out - Sponsored Interviews!
Though it looks like a regular interview with Benjamin Button's Taraji P. Henson, the banner at the top of the Daily Beast web page says "Sponsored Blogs and Stories" and the side medium rectangle says "A Daily Beast Promotion". Are things that bad over at IAC that they have to resort to pay for play?
US Air Sends $5,000 to Each Flight 1549 Passenger!
US Air has sent a $5,000 check and a ticket refund to each passenger on Flight 1549. National Transportation Safety Board regulations state that the passengers belongings cannot be returned for at least 8 weeks, and then only they have gone through a NTSB "process". No word if by accepting the payment, the passengers relinquish all future rights to legal action!
Ilham Anas - Barack Obama Lookalike!
Indonesian Photographer Ilham Anas has an uncanny resemblance to President Barack Obama and is cashing in on it. He has been in an antacid commercial and had other appearances in his native country. When Anas will come to the States, is anyone's guess!
Presidental Web Site Changes Exactly When Oath Was Given!
It's amazing how the process of the change of power flows. At the exact time the oath of office was given to President Barack Obama, the White House Web Site was changed.
Agate Shows Virgin Mary Holding Baby Jesus!
Jeff Wahl was at the Yellowstone River when he found an agate. Upon cutting the stone he saw what he believes to be the Virgin Mary kneeling holding the Baby Jesus. Wahl has named the stone - The Prayer Agate
Lingerie Bowl Move to Nudist Camp Threatens Event!
Some of the women of the Lingerie Bowl are balking because of a recent move to a "clothing optional" nudist camp according to Sports By Brooks. This complaint comes from some of players who have posed in less clothes for men's publications. In addition, the league is asking players to accept only $1,000 for a Dec 3 game - 70% of their original contract amount.
Miss USA '91 Kelli McCarty Stars in "Faithless" Vivid Porno!
Miss USA of 1991 Kelli McCarty has become a Vivid Girl for the Adult Entertainment company, starring in her first feature "Faithless". McCarty after her Miss USA reign, appeared for seven years as Beth Wallace on NBC's Soap, "Passions. "
Bush Commutes Sentences Of Agents Compean and Ramos!
This just in....President George W. Bush has pardoned Border Agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean, convicted of shooting a Mexican drug runner in 2005.
Steelers Ryan Clark Helmet Hit On Raven's Willis McGahee!
A scary moment occur towards with a little more than 2 minutes left in the Steelers/Ravens AFC championship game. Steeler safety Ryan Clark and Ravens Willis McGahee collided helmet to helmet during a play. The collision caused a delay in the game. Clark walked off the field, and McGahee was carried off in a stretcher. ESPN reports that McGahee had "significant neck pain" but movement in his arms and legs.
RIP- Bob May: Lost In Space Robot!
Actor Bob May RIP. Aging Baby Boomers will always remember The Robot from "Lost in Space". A nemesis to Dr. Smith, Bob May as the robot bellowed the warning weekly : "Danger! Will Robinson"
Outdoor Channel "Golden Moose" Award Winners!
For those of you that missed The Outdoor Channel's 9th Annual "Golden Moose" Awards, Best Production went to "Whitetail Freaks". 16 Awards were given at the 9th annual ceremony held yesterday during the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade (SHOT) Show in Orlando, Fla
Bacon Cupcakes For Breakfast!
Denver bacon lovers are salivating over bacon cupcakes. This breakfast cupcake topped with bacon was created by a Denver bakery, and the batter is mixed with maple syrup to give the taste of pancakes and bacon. The bacon phenom continues......
Mad Magazine's Sucker City Parody of Circuit City Ad
In August Circuit City, execs got so upset over a Mad Magazine ad parody, they requested employees to initially remove all copies of the magazines from the racks. With the CC "liquidation"- the ad takes on new meaning......
Fox 13 Tampa News Anchor Russell Rhodes Resists Arrest!
Fox 13 WTVT Tampa Morning News Russell Rhodes was arrested for resisting arrest Friday 1-16. The mugshot suggests that Rhodes had a heck of a time fighting off the pavement.