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Sam Shepard Mug Shot!

Actor and Playwright Sam Shepard was arrested and charged with drunken driving and speeding after being pulled over in Normal, Ill. Shepard was on a road trip from Minnesota to his home in Kentucky, when he stopped off at Fat Jack's for a drink or two or three. The celebrity DUI trifecta is complete with Shepard's arrest

Sarah Palin Couldn't Be a Hooker For Spitzer's Escort Agency!

If you ever fantasized about Britney Spear, Paris Hilton, Beth Ostrosky, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan and what it would cost if they were hookers- This article is for you! Elliot Spitzer's Madam Kristin Davis hooks you up with what she believes the market will bear for these celebs. Sarah Palin? She couldn't work for her agency, but she could command about $300.00 Per hour.

Pizza Time's Luke Benjamin- No Boss of the Year!

Luke Benjamin franchisee of Pizza Time in Lacey, WA got pissed that his employees left the furnace on one night. So Benjamin say- NO HEAT at all. Real nice on days that temps can dip below 19 degrees. He notified employees through a white board message: “If you don’t want to work here quit, otherwise shut up and do your job. The next person I hear complaining is off for two weeks. We don’t have heat!! You guys screwed up, not us. You want to blame someone, look in the mirror.

Chocolate Chunk Cookies! Obama Family Favorite

Baby Boomers Cookie Store was right next door to Barack Obama's Des Moines IA campaign headquarters. When the Obama daughters came into town- they fell in love with the Chocolate Chunk Cookies. When the press got ahold of this story- the sale Baby Boomer's cookies took off. Will Chocolate Chunk Cookies be a White House favorite like Jelly Belly jelly beans? Only time will tell.

Massive Highway Shoe Dump

An unexplained event occurred at 7:45am as thousands of shoes mysteriously appeared on Miami's Palmetto Expressway blocking traffic and authorities are questioning where the shoes came from? The shoes have since been removed and will be donated to charity if no one steps up to claim them.

RIP: Those Who Died in 2008!

A final deathknock for those who passed on in 2008. From George Carlin, Sir Edmund Hillary, Bernie Mac, & Suzanne Pleshette to Eartha Kitt and Freddie Hubbard. Here is a list of those notable figures who died in 2008. As one gets older, the list gets longer!

Matt Dillon Mugshot!

Is there a celebrity DUI Trifecta in play? Actor Matt Dillon was arrested in Vermont for going 105mph in a 65mph zone. The police described the star of Something About Mary and Crash as "as extremely cooperative, very polite."

The Consumerist Purchased by Consumers Union!

In a move to strengthen Consumer Union's web presence, the non-profit parent of Consumer's Report has purchased the popular blog, The Consumerist from Gawker Media. No changes are planned for the site other than advertising will not be accepted after January 1. The Consumerist offers consumer tips, like how to return products and how to confound a telemarketer, and covers shopper complaints, like excessive retail markups.

Happy New Year! Viacom ToPull 19 Channels From Time-Warner Cable

Viacom has issued a terse statements to Time-Warner cable customers that if TW cable does not reach a new payment agreement with them they will pull all 19 cable channels from TW cable after midnight on Dec. 31. Those cable channels at risk are: CMT; COMEDY CENTRAL; LOGO; MTV; MTV2; MTVN; MTVU; MTV TR3S;NICKELODEON - NICK JR.;NICK AT NITE; NOGGIN; SPIKE; THE N; TV LAND; VH1; VH1 CLASSIC; VH1 SOUL; BET; BET JAZZ