I Hate
Powerful, Raw & Passionately Honest.
Stick 'Em Up Kitty!
It's Ok- The Cat Peed In Her Shoes Soon After. So, It's All Even Now.
Bruce Campbell's Cream Of Darkness Soup
Now I Need To Find Some (Bruce Campbell's) Evil Dead Croutons.
Shit-Shaped Bread
Do I Really Need To Describe This? I Do Think That Little Raisin Flies Would've Been A Nice Finishing Touch Though....
Drunk Tries To Run Through Garage Door Headfirst!
Title says it all.
Amazing Sand Art Commercial
The video says sand- but, I suspect it's actually flour. Verrry cool.
Tom Cruise Buys His Awards
"Tom Cruise isn't exactly known for rescuing orphan children or parachuting into disaster zones. But, the Simon Wiesenthal Center and its Museum of Tolerance is just fine with bestowing humanitarian status on Hollywood celebrities who are, at least, generous with their cash. Every year the center hosts a swanky dinner in Beverly Hills for titans of the industry, the centerpiece of which is the bestowal of the Humanitarian Award--the museum's highest honor--upon individuals who ostensibly promote human welfare, but perhaps more importantly, can get their friends to write big checks to the museum. Jewish Journal writer Danielle Berrin notes that Cruise's critics are howling about his being named a humanitarian when, just a couple of months ago, Lawrence Wright's lengthy New Yorker profile of director Paul Haggis revealed that the FBI has been looking into "human trafficking" claims about Scientology's poor treatment of children and low-paid workers. Berrin found that the Center's board didn't seem too concerned about Tom's involvement in Scientology. One trustee told her Cruise shouldn't be held responsibility for the actions of an entire religion. Another said Cruise was a major giver to the Center and had been for two decades. A third trustee admitted she didn't know anything about Scientology (ugh). Perhaps most importantly, Berrin found that the Simon Wiesenthal Center trustees seemed almost proud of how much controversy their choice was kicking up. And with the FBI investigation into Scientology maybe not really turning out to be going anywhere, it's hard to imagine the SWC caving over it. This time, since the cult of Scientology is under IMMENSE pressure from the FBI and a myriad of others for human rights abuses, team Cruise / Miscavige thought to see fit to get Tom an award, that would "out-PR" all this negative, more truthful press. Do a simple google search and you will see that Cruise has used Scientology Sea Org labor at $50 a week to build his motorbikes, cars, etc. That is downright slavery, and what the FBI is now investigating. What is so fucked up, is, is that Tom Cruise BOUGHT this award by donating money to the Simon Wiesenthal Center. This is a fact, folks. Doesnt Katie Holmes look so unhappy in this video, by the way? **********************************************Also, Tom's daughter isn't there to 'celebrate'. As of last week she no longer speaks to Tom, she is living with Nicole Kidman, her mother, because she is downright freaked out about Scientology and the way her father runs his life. So are we Tom, so are we".
The Worst Toy Ever Made
Check out the cow lips.
Brave Dog Saves Rubber Duckies From Evil Bathroom Monster!
Sonny the dog is Terrified of Bathrooms (PTBS- Post Traumatic Bath Syndrome Perhaps?). Yet, he must overcome his fear in order to rescue his little rubber ducky friends! Can he do it??
Cute. Puppies. Omg!
Can This Be My Job? Having Puppies Climb All Over Me? Please? (The Multi-Puppy Fun Starts After The 1 minute mark).
C-Harmony Dating Site (Spoof of EHarmony)
Spoof On eHarmony. What Would A Right Wing Conservative Dating Site Look Like? Pretty Much Like This! (Thanks for the great find, Mrs. Rainbowcrab♥)
'Recipe Box' - Song for Mom
For Many, Mother's Day Is Bitter-Sweet. If You've Lost Your Mom Or Know Someone Who Has- I Found This Song. Get Your Kleenex Ready.
SWEET MA ~ Happy Mother's Day
Mom's Rock! Tell Her You Love Her. Bring Her Flowers & Spoil Her Rotten Today!
The Pizza Fork!
Do You Hate Eating Pizza With Your Hands? Well Then, The Pizza Fork Is Just For You!
Richard Dean Anderson Singing In The 70`s
Who Knew?? Disco Stargate!
Pussy Soother
A Very Happy Pussy Cat Who Just Happens To Be Sucking Away On Part Of Her Blankey! It Happens...
How A Bad Day Gets Worse.
Or- How A Lot Of You Feel Everyday At Work.
Underwater Light Show!
Now you can have a disco in your bathtub!
Margaret Cho's Mom
Margaret Cho's Mom.
Bohemian Rhapsody (Mom Version!)
Just in time for mother's day.