Beach Jump Fail
At least sand is softer than concrete? Yikes. He probably got sand up his brain!
Captain Obvious Warning
This Jar Of Peanuts May Contain... PEANUTS?! That's Insane! Wtf? 'Duh' Doesn't Even Quite Sum It Up. No Doubt They Had To List It For Legal Reasons. Omfg.....
The Original Emo Kid
Eeyore was emo before emo existed. Does that make him the original hipster, too?
Monkey Walks A Dog...
Across A Small Pond! Then It Has To Somehow Get The Dog To Follow It And Jump To The Other Side! I Know- This Is Wrong On So Many Levels... But You Have To Find Out What Happens, Right? That Last Step's A Real Doozy!
Dog Hates Commercial
Sophie The Dog Really Hates This Commercial.
Bear Uses A Tool!
Ok- So The 'Tool' Is A Rubber Ball That Ting Ting Uses To Scratch Her back. But- The Definition Of Tool Use For Animals Is: "the use of physical objects other than the animal's own body or appendages as a means to extend the physical influence realized by the animal". Either that Or She Has A Serious Rubber Ball Fetish. Hmmm....
Struck By Lightning!
This is why you should never stand next to a metal pole in the rain. Is this for real?
Bird Attacks Cat...
And the Cat Doesn't Even Notice. Or Maybe It's Ignoring The Birds?? Unusual Cat Behaviour, Huh??
We Got a Great Big Convoy!
Classic Country song about not letting the authorities slow you down.
Kitty Is Fascinated By Flushing Toilet
We agree.
Action Figure Cat
Now With Even More 'Cute'!
Cat Meets Dalek
I'm A Sucker For Cats (duh)- But I LOVE This Little Dalek! I Want I Want!
Toni Collette and the Finish
Did You Know That Toni Collette Has A Band? I Knew She Could Sing But- These Songs Are Brilliant! She Wrote All The Songs On Her Debut Album 'Beautiful Awkward Pictures'. She Self-Funded The Independently Recorded Album Along With Her Husband (Who's Also The Drummer). I Can't Believe The Album's Been Out Since 2006 And I've Only Just Discovered It! Where The Hell Have I Been?!
Best Anti-Theft Sign EVER!
To Whomever Made This Sign~ I Love You!!! (*I'm so gonna use it if I ever open a store).
Um, What Kind Of Hole Wipers?
Sometimes Companies Should Just Splurge And Hire Actual Translators. Or Not- This Is Too Good To Change! (Funny that a lesbian is posting it ;)
Evil Yard? Wtf?
Weird List. I'm Just Relieved There's No Bomb Making Supplies On It. Butt Wipe's Not...Is It? Noooooooo.
Bill Maher Sexist For Hating On Palin And Bachmann?
Bill Maher defends himself against accusations of sexism for thinking Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann aren't fit to lead this country.
Oscar The Grouch's Part Time Job
Love This! I Want It On A T Shirt.
Hugh Hefner's Protégé
He Really Ought To Wear The Robe At Least. What Do You Think?
Peanut Butter Squirrel
This Squirrel Probably Thinks It Landed In Squirrel Heaven! I'd Totally Do This Too... But, Maybe With Smooth Rather Than Crunchy (Though Crunchy Peanut Butter RULES!!).