Bohemian Rhapsody (Mom Version!)
Just in time for mother's day.
Crab Kitty
Kitty Walks Sideways.
Noodle Eater Hair Guard
You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!
Bathtub Noodles
That's what my noodles have been missing!
Texas Sonogram Abortion Bill Passed
Texas lawmakers have passed legislation requiring doctors to perform a sonogram at least 24 hours before conducting an abortion...Proponents say the law is necessary to make sure women understand what an abortion entails (WTF?!). Opponents say it would interfere in the doctor-patient relationship... a statement issued by NARAL Pro-Choice Texas, a non-profit state-wide organization, on the legislation: "Patrick consistently fails to publicly mention the hardship that the 24-waiting period between the sonogram and abortion will cause for those who live in the 93% of Texas counties that don't have an abortion provider. Indeed, this bill is designed to shame women, as if we are daft creatures unable to make personal, private medical decisions without the paternalistic oversight of legislators." ****My Body=My Right To Choose, Assholes****
Swedish Insect Shoots Larvae Into Victims' Eyes
Looks Like A Bumble Bee, But It's A Fly. Flying Around Waiting To Shoot Larvae Into Your Eyes!
Lord Love A Duck!
Do You Have A Better Title For This Picture? I Want To Know What You Guys Can Come Up With!
Guard Dog Gets Titanium Teeth
After losing his teeth- Axel, an Australian prison guard dog was fitted with titanium canine teeth. It costs so much to train the dogs- that it's cheaper to fix broken teeth than to retire the dogs. LINK
Elmo Helps An Escaped Prisoner
"Just Stand Still Like Me And They Won't See You".
Now This Is A Great Tattoo!
He says a surprising amount of people never even notice why he has the tattoo there. Wtf?
I Love The Internet.
Duh. That's all... Just- Duh.
Dog VS Baby Race!
Taco? Really? His Name Is Taco? I would've Taken Bets On This Race.
They're All So Calm Afterwards-Wtf??
Keep Watching...It's Not What You Think...Wait For It.
$5,000 To Make A Cast Of My WHAT?!
An Art Project That Gets Right To The Bottom Of Things.
Whatever You Do- Don't Make Eye Contact With It!
Bonus- Her BF Gets A Glimpse Into Her Future.
Honest Bag?
Good To Know. Thanks.
It's Time To Get Laid
This Is Sooo Cute! How'd I Miss This Before??? William H. Macy - Love Him Even More Now!
Making Iced Tea Is A Deadly Serious Business.
You Will Make Iced Tea. You Will Make It Correctly And Then Drink It. Enjoy Your Iced Tea While Hiding In Your Closet With A Butcher Knife.
Cute Song By Jodie Foster
And She's Only Gotten Hotter....Omg.....Oh Ya- And That Voice!
Holy Chocolate Bar!
Because even He knows that caramel sucks. Can you see it?