Birth Of A Cat Lady
Fate can be a Bitch.
Sexy Vintage Drink Coaster For Sale!
"Image is heat sealed to prevent staining or damage" ...Funny that they mention 'Staining'.....
Cops Searching For Butt Sniffer
...What?! Wtf?!
Epic Tailgate Jump Fail
This would make a great Olympic event- so long as it includes a fire with a vat of boiling oil & just as they jump- drop in a frozen turkey! Go For The Gold!
Dance Off! (Or: Is Grandpa Having A Seizure?)
Tension fills the air as Granddaughter faces Grandfather in a Winner Take All Dance Battle! Does he break a hip? You'll have to watch and see....
Attack Cat Attacks!
Cats really shouldn't drink coffee.
Why Johnny Never Had A GirlFriend
That Could Scar You For Life! Cue 'Stuck On You'.
You'll Never Be This Awesome
Pure Unadulterated Awesome. He's so cool his shit comes out frozen (wha?). Oh- and a Bitchin' Shirt.
Chippendales Audition
I dunno- I think he should've gone with a bow tie. Go big or go home!
Hilarious Vintage Video Game Ad
Idle hands...can lead to a major disabilty apparantly.
OMG! How One Missing Word Can Change An Ad.
Ok- the 1st part is ok, I guess. Weird, but ok. It's the last part...well, it's just so...so....fucking specific.
I Like Jesus...But Only As A Friend.
Wouldn't that mean there'd only be room for one- at most?
Belly Button Sex.
Innies & Outies. Is this a fetish thing???
Once You See It...
Someone's excited.
Rosita Stone: Beginning Tea Bag 101
Tea Baglish? Tea Bagese?
Pizza Baby!
That Seems About Right. Pizza Buzzzzzzz.
Roller Coaster Orgasm
No Batteries Required.
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger
I wish that PBS had animal docuentaries narrated like this!
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Classic Bit From The Vicar Of Dibley.
Mary's Other Baby Daddy
Whatever~ we've already established that I'm going to Hell. Get that stick out of your ass- it's funny!