If You Haven't Had Portillo's Yet You're Missing Out
CAKE SHAKES. Need I say more?
Are You More Hermione Granger Or Katniss Everdeen?
Are you a winsome witch or a terrific Tribute?
Would You Put Ranch On This?
Or should we be asking, "What do you put on your ranch?"
15 Things That Will Put A Smile On Every Classical Musician's Face
Come Bach to this post when you need a laugh.
Can We Guess When You Last Had Sex Based On Three Questions?
This is highly scientifically accurate.
Ray Chen Is Officially The Hottest Violinist Alive
You'll wish you were a violin just to give him a neck hickey.
11 Charts That Are Totally Accurate For Classical Musicians
This post may or may not be based on actual science.
14 Motivational Posters For Single People
You can still have a big spoon...of Nutella.
Let's See How Well You Remember The First Episode Of "Futurama"
Will there be good news for you or will we have to bite your shiny metal ass?
FYI Kendall Jenner's Not The Only One With Super Cute Heart Hair
Love is in the hair.
We Need To Talk About How Classical Music Is Not Background Music
This also goes for people who use it to sleep.
Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Kyle Harris
The Stitchers star takes our Q&A!
18 Morbid Realizations That Will Give You Nightmares
Isn't it weird how we're all pretending we're more than fragile skin bags filled with bones and organs?
This Is Actually What It's Like To Get Slimed
Turns out dreams are made of green guck.
15 Phrases Classical Musicians Are Sick Of Hearing
Phantom of the Opera is NOT AN OPERA.
These Three Questions Will Determine If You're An Introvert Or Extrovert
Three questions is all it takes to know if you love Netflix more than people.
Are Minions Sexy?
Do you want a Minion in you?
These Three Questions Will Tell You If You Should Have A Summer Fling
Summer lovin' is the best lovin'.
Who Do You Think Is A Better Singer?
The ultimate music showdown.
18 Struggles Only Morbid People Will Understand
You're just a little soul carrying around a corpse.