JJ Abrams Confirms Nothing About "Star Wars" Plot
What did we expect?
Is This the End of "American Idol" As We Know It?
More exits.
Alec Baldwin is a Crook in Woody Allen's Latest
But a charming one, of course.
Bret Michaels Gets Back On the Bus
Not that STD-ridden one, though.
Mr. Feeny Wasn't Even at the "Boy Meets World" Reunion
Neither was Topanga.
Leonardo DiCaprio is About to Grow a Crazy Beard
Like, craaaazy.
Joss Whedon is Writing "The Avengers 2" As We Speak
After taking a Shakespeare break.
Ashley Tisdale Brings Her Mom On Sexy Photo Shoots
Don't we all?
What Was That Watermark On "Arrested Development"?
A joke.
Guys, We Ruined Twitter For Ashton Kutcher
Oops.
Chris Christie Met Snooki and It Did Not Go Well
Not that surprising.
Nicolas Winding Refn Is Totally Cool With Getting Booed At Cannes
How could you boo the Gos?!
Charlie Sheen is Going By Carlos Estevez Now, ICYMI
His real name, but still.
Kanye's Not The Only One Doing Guerilla Marketing
Enter James Franco.
Ron Burgundy is Back in the First "Anchorman 2" Trailer
Stay classy.
David Cross is Still Bitter That Fox Canceled "Arrested Development"
Aren't we all?
Watch Stefon Say Goodbye to SNL
So emotional.
You Can Buy J.K. Rowling's Annotated, First Edition Harry Potter Book
But it won't be cheap.
Ke$ha Wants to Have Sex With More Ghosts, Specifically, Dinosaurs
And Liberace.
Beyonce's Not Even Pregnant So Everyone Just Calm Down
She's laughing at us right now.