TV Games - The Kiffness
You'll watch this if you know what's good for you! It's TV Games, which are apparently bad for you. And if that's true, we're all gonna die reeeeeaaaaall soon. A brand new music video by South African Dave Scott aka The Kiffness
Teen Wolf Lady Magnet - Going Nowhere
In the premiere episode of Going Nowhere, Gil and Scott BS over beers, watch 80s movies, and discover the secret of spooky Werewolf Point. Spoiler alert: IT'S A WEREWOLF.
Santorum the Spermicidal Maniac
Live from Rick Santorum's Erection News Headquarters, here's breaking news on the birth control debate. As our founding fathers once said -wrap it before you tap it!
Was Angelina Shaved or Unshaved?
It's the moment everyone was talking about at the 2012 Oscar ceremony. But was Angie really red-carpet-ready?
Pick A Winner At The 2012 Oscars - NewsHit
While all of Hollywood was focused on those heavy gold statues, we here at NewsHit were zeroed-in on the gold digging! You had to watch carefully, but we caught red carpet rockstars like Clooney and Pitt mining their beaks for boogers.
Sarah Palin: Bums Out With The Bath Water - NewsHit
Sarah Palin drops dope rhymes, Obama eats a baby and Joe Biden dances like a ninny. And still, somewhere, someone will find a way to pin this on the Bush administration.
Video Games Will Destroy Your Life!
Kung Fu Karl loves video games!! Well, he actually hates them. Find out why in this week's lesson!
Demi Moore Not Looking Good
Demi Moore looks like she's starring in the Food Networks version of Breaking Bad.
Eight Bit Gore Fest!
Blow the dust out of your old cartridges, it's time for a NEW SHOW! COMMENCE GAME.PROGRAM.ATTACK!
Epic Stick Figure Kung Fu Battle
Ninja A-holes kick Blue’s butt and steal his girlfriend, prompting Red to get all Bruce Lee on their sneaky, shuriken-loving asses.
NewsHit #1 - Rockin' the Republican Caucuses
This must be what it's like to watch the news on acid.
Modern Flamewar 3
The best game ever!
Stray
Real-life Nyan Cat!!!
Gundarr - Pink As Night
Our dim-witted warlock tries to hire a hooligan to hamstring the hero. It's gonna be a cock fight!
The Printer
Written and animated by Guy Collins.
Sex Marks the Spot
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
Y U So Meme?
What do Olivia Munn, Nyan Cat and Dick Figures have in common? Nothing, until now...
Off the Curb - Monsters
When John runs his mouth about Frankenstein's might, Willie and the gang take exception. Off the Curb is improvised by and stars... Carlos Alazraqui - Rocko on Rocko's Modern Life, Deputy James Garcia on Reno 911! Cedric Yarbrough - Deputy S. Jones on Reno 911! John Di Maggio - plays Jake on Adventure Time, Bender on Futurama Gary Anthony Williams - Uncle Ruckus on The Boondocks Fred Tatasciore - Saren in Mass Effect and Damon Baird in Gears of War
Dick Figures - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller.
The Pig Farmer
A simple tale of a wayward soul, awash in an ocean of tragedy and regret. Focuses on such issues as rural, innocence and nature vs. corporate greed and industrialization. Directed by Nick Cross.