Unless you're a woke straight ally.
Some of them are almost 50.
You still want all of it and you have no idea why.
This isn't easy.
The HEIGHT of luxury.
There could be 100 U.S. senators in a room, and all you need is just 5 to pass this quiz.
A true nightmare.
A true hero.
A collection of super cheap houses from around the U.S.. They might be haunted but I don't even care.
Because if you aren't following Helen Mirren by now then what are you doing with your life?!
How is everyone so hot?
I need the d*ck stain shirt immediately.
It's 2019 and this is very much still a thing.
I have to thank middle school Myspace Kylie for bringing "jealousy is a disease, get over it" back into my life.
Only gay people and woke straights know this truth.
TBH, just seeing a gay couple with any world leaders is a huge step forward.
Let the truth be known.
Mostly this makes me feel like an unsuccessful pos.
This is totally scientific fact.
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Because Aunt Becky shouldn't be getting all the heat.