Kevin Bacon Meets Adrian Peterson (And 14 Other Random Pictures From The ESPYs Photobooth)
Ranked in order of least to most random.
Every ESPY Host Ranked By Athletic Prowess
Bear in mind this has nothing to do with how well they hosted the show.
The Six Most Goosebump-Inducing Uses Of "Enter Sandman" In Sports
You'll probably be outraged at who is NOT No. 1.
The Black Keys Sponsor A Little League Team In Their Hometown
Because that's what awesome people do.
77-Year-Old Golf Legend Poses With Nothing But His Club
Golf club, that is...
13 GIFs Guaranteed To Change The Way You Look At Hot Dogs
Forever.
Die-Hard Cleveland Browns Fan Makes The Most Cleveland Last Request
One last dig from beyond the grave.
How To Fail Miserably At Laying Down A Bunt
Brought to you from Japan.
Matt Harvey Bares Booty, Abs, Pecs And Immaculate Hair For ESPN
His body of work continues to amaze.
The Greatest Closer Of All Time Now Owns A Throne Made From His Victims
Mariano Rivera is a boss.
Why The 4th Of July Is Great, As Told By America's Greatest Pastime
Fuck yeah! Patriotism! And beer! Lots of beer!
Homer Bailey Has Thrown The First No-Hitter Of The 2013 Season
The Cincinnati Reds pitcher has recorded both of the last two no-nos in Major League Baseball.
Poland Is Currently The Most Athletically Dominant Country In The World
There are more Poles than any other nationality remaining at Wimbledon. No joke.
Elderly Yankees Pitcher Breaks 45-Year-Old Strikeout Record
Just in case you forgot, Andy Pettitte is still pitching.
15 Reasons Chris "Crush" Davis Is Your New Favorite Slugger
Get to know the Baltimore all star who has been turning baseballs to dust.
Bryce Harper Is Younger Than Everyone On The Nationals' Single-A Team
An important reminder of how insane the existence of Bryce Harper is.
Miguel Cabrera Hates Marine Life
Fish need to be careful around Miguel Cabrera.
That Time Rory McIlroy And A Trash-Talking Robot Hit Golf Balls
Into washing machines...for science?
Is This The Smartest Dumb Sports Quote Of All Time?
Mark Sanchez's former backup sums him up perfectly.
Bill Simmons And Doc Rivers Bicker Like A Divorced Couple On Live TV
Last night's draft was weird.