Well, we were Capital of Culture in 2008.
Are you really from Liverpool?
Be prepared, lar.
Another Scouse impression? Not arsed.
Because there's nowhere else quite like it.
They'd meet for a bev at Sefton Perk.
"I'll come out for one." = I'll literally need to be dragged out of the Razz.
Think you know Liverpool? Think again.
Watch out for Aki lurking in them bushes.
When the Albert Dock and Cavern just won't cut it.
Or should that be... Loverpool? (Sorry.)
Let's meet at Moorfields station, lol.
And not a bowl of Scouse in sight.
Whatever you're up to around town, there's always time for a bevvy.
Because there's more to this great city than football and tracksuits.
Eeeee, was tha' abar, lar?
Ever thought of swapping the South for the North?