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Margaret, Mike, and The Mousetraps

Of course, they weren’t Masahari Morimoto 5000 mousetraps. There’s no such thing, tragically. They were standard humane traps. The mouse goes in to get the bait, trips the door, and is trapped inside. He’s confused, he’s frightened, but he’s alive. Later on, you release him outside or in the government building of your choice.

Michael Kindt Michael Kindt

A Short Dissertation On The Green & The Slimy

According to the promotional pamphlet you can find just about anywhere in South Dakota, every step you take at Reptile Gardens is a new discovery, every turn another adventure. Here, you can meet Maniac, the largest crocodile in captivity. Maniac is eleven hundred pounds of ferocious predator stored in a large glass box, just waiting to be photographed and forgotten. You can also say howdy to Methuselah, South Dakota’s oldest living resident. Clocking in at over 120 years old, Methuselah is a giant Galapagos tortoise who creeps slowly around his enclosure looking bored.

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I Try My Hand at Comedy

I’m not sure if I ever told you about how I wanted to turn into a stand-up comedian like they have on Comedy Central and make a million dollars, but I do. Everyone’s always saying how I’m a real funny guy. People are always laughing at me, even when I’m not talking or trying to act funny. All I have to do is walk into a room and everyone starts laughing.

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