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Police: Sorry We Left Hundreds of Bottles of Urine on Your Street
Police have apologised after hundreds of bottles of urine taken during a house search were left in the street after a 'communication breakdown'.
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Shop Staff Throw Money at Man Who Wasn't Robbing Them
Workers at a convenience store which had been robbed twice in recent months became so jumpy that they threw a bag of money at a man who wasn't even trying to rob them.
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The Brain-scanning Cap That Wakes up Tired Drivers
For tired drivers worried about falling asleep at the wheel, help could be at hand - in the form of a hi-tech hat that scans your brainwaves to detect when you're drifting off.
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Polar Bear Makes Food Demands in Kitchen Enquiry
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Teen Girl Rocker's Wish to Destroy Gnomes with Guitar Fulfilled
A teenage girl had a smashing time when a bizarre wish she made from her sickbed allowed her to destroy garden gnomes with a guitar while dressed as a rocker from the band AC/DC.
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Marc and Sylvia Day Sue over 'Worst Ever Wedding Day Photographs'
Everyone wants their wedding to be perfect and some couples may place unreasonable expectations on their photographer...
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Winchester Alien Spotted Wearing Ballet Shoes and a UFO Tutu, Says Councillor Adrian Hicks
Winchester councillor Adrian Hicks is on the search for an alien dressed like a ballerina that he spotted five years ago.
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11-Year-old Boy Leads High-speed Chase
Police in Wyoming say that an 11-year-old boy driving a large SUV led officers on a high speed chase reaching speeds of 100 mph.
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Pee before You Fly Policy of Japanese Airline
Japanese airline ANA is introducing a policy that some think really takes the pee.
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Gas Mask Bra Honoured with IgNobel Prize
Engineers who invented a bra that converts into a gas mask, pathologists who determined that beer bottles can crack your skull even when empty, and Irish police officers who mistakenly wrote speeding tickets to somebody called 'Driver's License' were all honoured for their dubious achievments at the IgNobel prizes on Thursday.
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Florida University Prepares for Zombie Outbreak
It's always good to be prepared - and the University of Florida is making sure officials are fully briefed on survival plans in case of a zombie apocalypse.
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Is This the Foot-long Preserved Penis of Rasputin?
This is the somewhat disturbing prize specimen in Russia's first ever museum of sex and erotica - the preserved 12inch penis of legendary lover and mystic Grigori Rasputin.
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Runaway Bull Drags Police Officers Down Street
Police in New Jersey say a 1,400lb (635kg) bull that escaped from a slaughterhouse dragged officers with a lasso down a street and ran 10 blocks before being captured and sedated.
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Sex Inspires Females to Do Chores
It is news likely to be welcomed by male chauvinists everywhere - sperm makes females do more housework.
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Robot Dancers Break World Robot-dancing Record
351 people have smashed the offical Guinness World Record for mass robot dancing.
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Man in Gorilla Costume Mistaken for Actual Gorilla
A man dressed as a gorilla for a charity run was stopped by police after calls from motorists who thought he was an ape which had escaped from a zoo.
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Chinese Dwarves Set up Their Own Village
A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.
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Sneezing Fetishist Arrested for Pepper Attack
A man has been arrested in Texas for blowing pepper into a woman's face - because he has a fetish for women sneezing.
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400 Saltwater Crocodiles in Need of Moving, Volunteers Wanted
A wildlife park is giving animal lovers the chance to follow in the footsteps of crocodile hunter Steve Irwin – by helping to move 400 lethal saltwater crocs.
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Super Scooby Is UK's 'Biggest Burger'
It's made up of four beefburgers, eight rashers of bacon, eight slices of cheese, 12 onion rings and three types of relish.
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