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I Can Cure AIDS with Perfume
A Kazahkstan scientist has claimed he cure AIDS by injecting perfume into patients, but only if the cologne is expensive.
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Impatient Passenger Drives Bus Home
A fed-up passenger grew tired of waiting for a clock-watching driver to start his shift and drove the bus home herself.
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Cattle Run Riot in Supermarket
Shoppers who called into a food store for a snack fled the aisles after cattle from a fair parade ran amok inside.
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Getaway Driver with No Arms Crashes
A gang that masterminded a £175,000 robbery made a big burglary blunder in using a getaway driver with no arms.
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Forget Lounge Lizards, Meet the Lounge Dragon
This laidback water dragon shows he knows how to take it easy in a deck chair.
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Giant Parrot Attacks Policeman
A giant pet parrot attacked a policeman after its owner was pulled over for driving with the bird on her shoulder.
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Giant Boobs Advert Turns Heads
Giant billboards of women's breasts have been turning heads and causing men to stare in Slovenia.
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Barber Turns Tiananmen Square into Tiananmen Hair
Ew. Gross. Vom.
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Is This the Ugliest Mugshot in the World?
Those can't be his real teeth. Right?
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Underwear-stealing Monkeys Defeated with Cactus
An entrepreneur has come up with a way to foil monkeys who steal underwear from washing lines.
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Women Caught in Pervert 'Big Brother' Scam
Many people believe that reality TV shows exploit participants who are desperate for fame and fortune - but there's no doubt that these wannabes got more than they bargained for.
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Woman Falls off Cliff after Marriage Proposal
A man who proposed to his girlfriend during a hiking trip may have been a bit too successful at sweeping her off her feet.
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It'S 9/9/09: Will the World End Today?
It's 9/9/09 and the doom-mongers have predicted in the past that the world will end today.
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Speedo Wearing Burglar Nabbed by Police Dog
The latest viral buzz from metro.co.uk
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Von Hagens Saws up Sex Corpses
Showman pathologist Dr. Gunther von Hagens has taken an unusual step to get round local decency laws.
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Woody the Cat Has Fun on Tap
This cat has come up with a unique way to slow down the jet of a water tap – stick his head in it.
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Australian Man Gets Toilet Snake Shock
An Australian man found an unpleasant surprise coiled up in his toilet - a python almost twice his size was lurking in the toilet bowl.
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Firefighters Dodge Corks as Wine Truck Burns
'The corks were popping out of the bottles like the old Jiffy Pop (popcorn) we grew up with,' Wyoming Highway Patrol Lt. Scott Keane said, bringing an unnecessarily obscure cultural reference into proceedings.
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Smelly People Free to Ride on Honolulu Buses Once More
A proposal to bar smelly people from travelling on buses in Honolulu has been turned down.
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History Buff Fires Cannonball into Neighbour's House
A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a two-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbour's home.
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