Cops Break up Men's Makeup Fight
Police in Tennessee had to be called to break up a fight that erupted between two men, after one man put makeup on the other while he was asleep.
Judge Exiles Dog
A Pomeranian dog has been banished by a judge from the Colorado resort of Aspen after getting in trouble for biting and other bad behaviour.
Knicker Nickers Strike Again in 250,000 Lingerie Heist
The haul included tights, hold-ups and stockings from Next, as well as ladies' tan wedge shoes and suede shoes.
Brush with Greatness - the World Record-breaking Paintbrush
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Nude Hiking Trail for German Naturists
It seems that where's there's a willy, there's a way.
1,700 Animals Found Crammed in Car Boot
Traffic cops are quizzing a motorist after finding an amazing menagerie of more than 1,700 animals crammed into the boot of his car.
Cops Play on Wii While Raiding Drug Dealer's Home
It could be game over for some police officers - after they were caught taking a break to play video games while raiding a convicted drug dealer's home in Florida.
Muggers Left Six-inch Knife in Victim's Bum
Cheeky robbers left a mugging victim with a mystery pain that doctors only got to the bottom of four months later – when they found a knife buried in her buttocks.
Naked 91-Year-old Holds Intruder at Gunpoint
A 91-year-old man in Florida who caught a drunk man on his property held the suspected burglar at gunpoint until police arrived - while stark naked.
Drink Can Prompts Sword Attack
A man in Texas was so upset at finding a can of soft drink in his room that he attacked two of his housemates with a sword.
Wife Divorces Husband for Defecating in Pots
A Nigerian woman has demanded a divorce from her husband who would defecate in the family cooking pots after drinking.
Meet the 13 Stone Record-breaking Biggest Burger
The stomach-busting meal sells for a wallet-busting $499 dollars (£302) at Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA.
Tourist Pushed off Cliff by Monkey
A holidaymaker is suing her travel agents after she was pushed off a cliff by a monkey in China.
Guinness Book of Records' Tallest Man in the World Sultan Kosen Looking for Love in London
There's a new world's tallest man.
'Gollum-like' Monster Emerges from Lake
The slimy beast terrified local children who killed it
Naked Banana Sex Cult Leader Flees Police
A cult leader in Papua New Guinea fled naked into the jungle after being confronted by police over allegations that he'd forced followers to have sex in public, with the promise that it would boost the banana harvest.
City Accidentally Advertises Porn
Authorities in the western German city of Gelsenkirchen accidentally advertised porn among the services on offer for residents on its website.
Rent Reduced Because Neighbours Pee Too Loudly
A court has reduced the rent of a couple who live in a flat with such thin walls they could hear their neighbour peeing.
Yoghurt Pot Hedgehog's Cellar Rampage
This prickly customer gave police a run for their money after terrifying a family when it got trapped in their cellar.
Farmers Sell Wives to Brothels to Pay Debt
Farmers bankrupted by drought are being forced to sell their wives to brothels to help pay off loan sharks.